From Herobrines perspective

Bruh,
It's me Herobrine dude!
Omg, I can't believe in Minecraft leaves drop saplings, which makes trees, trees make leaves and leaves make green, UGH! Soo not my colour dude! I vote blue. I heard that Flint and steel make fire which easily burns leaves, all entities use them nowadays bruv.

I haunted a guy called Person666 it had my favorite number at the end of his user so I decided to haunt him. It's fun bruh! I went to their house and broke the windows, but I saw the player coming back to the house through the window so I hid under his bed. I was hoping to scare him when he goes to bed.

But he didn't he just stared at me while I was under the bed. I walked out awkwardly and said "Boo." Softly. He just stared, this time I said "Boo! " A little louder. He blankly stared at me. I yelled it this time, "BOOO!" He chanted softly and then I was at home. I'm never gonna haunt anyone, again!