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Funniest Interview EVAH! Season 1 Episode 2 teamades interviews: Exurbia

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Welcome to the funniest interviews #2. Last time we had a great interview by the masked bandit but today I am interviewing the one, the only, actually there might be more than one but... Ehh you know what I mean.. Exurbia!

And the crowd goes WILD.

So without further or due, I present to you, the funniest interview evah! #2 with Exurbia!

teamades is Grey

Exurbia is Purple

Also... Here's some music to listen to while reading :D

teamades: Hi, you are doing a interview, QUICK say someone's name.

Exurbia: Sean Bean!

teamades: What's your opinion about Big Macs?

Exurbia: I don't like them, and I don't really like McDonalds, it's icky.

teamades: You get to buy anything in the world with one million dollars but you have 10 seconds, QUICK what would you buy. 10 seconds starting NOW!

Exurbia: Uhh, Uhhh, Everything?

teamades: Smart.... Smart.....

teamades: What's your favorite song from the 30's?

Exurbia: I don't know any.

teamades: How many cows are there in Canada?

Exurbia: More than 1.

teamades: Have you ever stolen a pen from work?

Exurbia: Nope. I've never stolen anything!

teamades: Are you lying? Don't worry, this won't be public. Only all of PMC and a few million cops will see this.

Exurbia: Nope I'm not lying. I'm a good elf!

teamades: So your a elf... Well... Area 51 will be hearing about this...

teamades: How does your difference make a difference?

Exurbia: It doesn't.

teamades: How would your rate your memory?

Exurbia: 0/10 do not recommend.

teamades: How would you explain Facebook to your Grandma?

Exurbia: I don't have FB, my grandmothers do though. So idk.

teamades: Name as many uses for a brick as you can in one minute.

Exurbia: Walls, houses, pavement, anything building related, killing people, throwing at zombies, crushing people with piles of bricks... uhhh.

teamades: Try to estimate the revenue from the sale of tickets at the 2012 Olympics.

Exurbia: 5 potato?

teamades: A penguin walks though the door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

Exurbia: This isn't Mexico.

teamades: Rate me as a interviewer 1-10

Exurbia: 10/10 would recommend.

teamades: Having an infinite supply of water and two containers, one for three litres and one for five litres, how would you measure four litres?

Exurbia: Cut one liter off the 5 liter one and put it on the 3 liter.

teamades:Calculate the angle of two clock hands when the time is 11:50am.

Exurbia: No, I suck at math.

teamades: If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?

Exurbia: As a smoothie.

teamades: QUICK PUT A LINK!

Exurbia: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI


Exurbia: No.

teamades: Can you tell a joke?

Exurbia: Yes it's called my life.

teamades: How would you convince me to buy Eggnog in the summer?

Exurbia: I'd threaten to kill someone you loved until you bought it.

*teamades backs away.

teamades: If both a taxi and a limo were priced the exact same, which one would you choose?

Exurbia: Limo because it's probably nicer.

teamades: Who would win a battle between a ninja and a pirate?

Exurbia: Hmm... Well, if it's pirate, then Captain Kenway's you man. (lol AC4 reference)

teamades: Do you like Tom or Jerry?

Exurbia: Tom is the cat right? I like the cat.

teamades: How many smartphones are there in London?

Exurbia: Some.

teamades: Explain to me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years.

Exurbia: All that happened here is sheep.

teamades: If you could be any superhero, which one would you be?

Exurbia: I don't know, I don't really like superheros...

teamades: How do you weigh an elephant without using a scale?

Exurbia: Ask how much it weights.

teamades: You have a bouquet of flowers. All but two are roses, all but two are daisies, and all but two are tulips. How many flowers do you have?

Exurbia: That doesn't even make sense.

teamades: If I told you that you have complete 92% of the interview, what would your reaction be?

teamades: 9.2%*

Exurbia: I'd be upset because I have things I need to do, hahaha.

teamades: QUICK you have one minute to make as many shoutouts as you want or say anything or do whatever you want, starting NOW!

Exurbia: Yes, I would like to thank Sean Bean, Aidan Turner, Orlando Bloom, for being really cute and making me cry because I can't have them. And I'd like to say the theArtist sucks. And Snowylips is cool. And I love some people.

teamades: What would you choose as your last meal?

Exurbia: Cheesecake!

teamades: If I just asked you out by saying, "Hey wanna go out with me?" what would you say?

Exurbia: No because I don't know you well.

teamades: Explain quantum electrodynamics in two minutes, starting now!

Exurbia: Something happens when you do something and then you have the thing.

teamades: You are hosting a dinner party and must invite 3 famous people. Who would you choose and why?

Exurbia: Oh that's easy. Aidan Turner, Orlando Bloom, and Sean Bean. They are my life.

teamades: Lol your gonna hate me but I don't know any of those people :P.

Exurbia: I'm going to cry now.

teamades: Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit or cake?

Exurbia: It's british, so I don't really know.

teamades: What's is the worst decision you have ever made?

Exurbia: Moving to New Zealand!

teamades: How many times a day do a clock's hands overlap?

Exurbia: I don't know DDD:.

Hey guys, thanks for reading my interview and I wanna give a HUGE thanks to Exurbia for letting me interview her so thanks Exurbia.

Who should I interview next? You decide. Post in the comments!

What questions should I ask them! You decide! Post in the comments!

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Have a wonderful day and thanks for reading the interview!

1 Update Logs

Update #1 : 01/13/2014 7:19:15 pmJan 13th, 2014

Changed to seasons :D

06/12/2014 8:32 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Artist
A lot of interviews I see are mostly like, "How did you find PMC? When did you start playing Minecraft?" But this one... It's funny, it asks wacky questions, and it's not the typical interview I keep finding on Minecraft. :D
01/11/2014 2:46 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Architect
I don't think I have ever laughed as hard on PMC xD Thanks for the laugh
01/11/2014 1:51 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragonborn
01/11/2014 12:10 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Narwhal
Best Interview, Try interviewing a girl, just ask meh :3
01/11/2014 1:49 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragonborn
Umm I just did interview a girl :P
01/11/2014 8:56 am
Level 23 : Expert Taco
Greatest interview i have ever read ever in my entire lifetime EVER!!! xD
Can you interview me?
01/11/2014 6:24 am
Level 35 : Artisan Cake
Lol, your interviews are the best ever, Dude, I love em!

01/11/2014 1:50 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragonborn
Thanks man, finally, something I'm good at!
01/11/2014 2:24 am
Level 37 : Artisan Robot
Great interview, very fun to read.
01/10/2014 8:14 pm
Level 66 : High Grandmaster Senpai
Eww...Indie Rock Contemporary... I'll stick to my Gorillaz, but funny interview!
01/10/2014 5:25 am
Level 25 : Expert Hunter
Your interviews...
make me cry with laughter...
so do your constant advertisements in chat.
Diamond and favorite.

I think you should interview vikki7783 next, because I'm a sexy beast
01/09/2014 8:38 pm
Level 49 : Master Blob
01/09/2014 8:08 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Crafter
lol. Nice.
01/09/2014 6:25 pm
Level 56 : Grandmaster Meme
dem interviews
01/09/2014 5:08 pm
Level 49 : Master Enderdragon
Me next i would love it
01/09/2014 1:16 pm
Level 29 : Expert Dragon
~can you interview me?just saying~
01/09/2014 11:44 am
Level 38 : Artisan Electrician
Can you interview me? :3
01/09/2014 9:41 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
Interview yourself next, lol.
01/09/2014 7:11 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragonborn
Hmm maybe... Maybe...
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