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Glass: An Interview [For Flowing Quills Contest]

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Retired Moderator
Level 45 : Master Cowboy
Welcome to my first interview! Before I begin, I just want to apologize to all of my subscribers for not posting anything recently. Once football season is over, I should be producing blogs more regularly.

Me: Welcome, Glass. Thanks for taking time out of your busy life to participate in this interview.

Glass: At least I can finally get some recognition for the hard work that I do.

Me: What kind of hard work are you talking about?

Glass: Oh, I don't know, being the only cubic transparent block, and one of the most used building materials!

Me: I see. That kind of answers my first question... Moving on. What's your life like on a daily basis?

Glass: Well, first, I get used for measuring the build, and destroyed. Next, I'm a placeholder for redstone or a liquid. Finally, I become a window. I fill in the gaps. They see right through me, like I'm not even there.

Me: Sounds like a pretty tough life. Is there anything you enjoy?

Glass: Quite simply, I enjoy the fact that I'm not sand any more. I wasn't particularly fond of being blown up in cannons, compacted in to sandstone, or stepped on and ignored.

Me: You've definitely become more useful for building with your transformation. What are your favorite blocks to be used with in a build?

Glass: Definitely Stone Bricks and Wooden Planks. They never try and steal the show, like wool, and their simple colors complement my lack of colors well.

Me: Simplicity. I like it. What's your opinion on your cousin, the Glass Pane?

Glass: It's just not the same, you know? I feel like kids are choosing him over me more often these days for their modern houses and clean-lined skyscrapers, just because he's smaller and more efficient. Luckily, real builders still appreciate me to some extent, but their numbers are dwindling.

Me: I can tell that you have some resentment towards Steve and his builder friends... Looks like I'm out of questions. Do you have any last words for the viewers at home?

Glass: Yes, yes I do. I want you all to remember that I am no mere building material. I can be used to enhance anything and everything, and can be a clear foundation for whatever you desire to create. Thank you all for giving me this opportunity. Stay glassy, PlanetMinecraft!

Me: Glassic.

Thanks for reading! Diamond if you liked it, Favorite if you really liked it, and Subscribe if you want more!

My opponent's entry can be found here.

Credit-Rusty-, for setting up the contest.

03/13/2015 12:43 pm
Level 23 : Expert Archer
ooh, stay glassy and, glassic. terrible puns
11/26/2014 3:23 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
This is the greatest blog I have ever read on PMC. The glass puns were amazing, made my year.
11/09/2014 5:48 pm
Level 29 : Expert Mountaineer
"Stay Glassy" Ba-dum crash
12/05/2013 8:45 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
Chron Will you look at your PM's
11/01/2013 9:54 am
Level 28 : Expert Geek
Probably my favourite entry for the contest.
10/14/2013 5:58 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
Beautifullydone. It's really a pane trying to find good interviews these days, but this is truly fanglasstic. I can't glass up such a great opportunity to have some quality interviews. You seem to open a window in people's lives. Thank you.
03/13/2015 12:43 pm
Level 23 : Expert Archer
wow you're almost as bad as Chron himself with all the bad puns
10/13/2013 11:20 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
Awesome! :)
10/08/2013 9:26 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Scribe
Yup, mine kind off sucks compared to this one. Nice picture!
10/03/2013 9:29 pm
Level 27 : Expert Wolf Whisperer
i was like 11 PlsNoBully
I glove it. Wait. Crap I don't think I did that right....
10/03/2013 7:09 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Taco
lol... Glassic...
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