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Have you ever wondered what minecraft would be like if all the social trends in real life leaked into minecraft? Yea me too:
Selfie
The infamous selfie. So trendy it seems like everyone is sending pictures of themselves everywere. But what if the selfie came into minecraft? Well, I have to say nothing would get done. People would stop every 5 seconds to make sure they were documenting themselves and showing their puckered blocky lips while mining, breaking a tree, crafting, drowning, being eaten alive by a zombie or simply turning into steve soup while taking a bath in lava. Minecraft would be a reck. People would send each other random pictures and constantly bug each other out. This annoyance would deter people from the actual game of minecraft and they would leave the community, then because people had nothing to do with their time...crime would go up. You don't want extra crime? Don't take selfies.
Twitter
I have to say Minecraft already has a sort of twitter, chat can be very active in some server and on some not very much so, but what if minecraft players spammed the chat with everything they did. Lol, eating a pig or Omg I fell into lava and my skin is falling of my body? Well the chat would get so overloaded servers would shut down. I mean 20 people talking about what they are doing every minute....bound for disaster. Then because servers were getting overloaded, chat would be blocked and people would stop playing minecraft. Because they stopped playing minecaft they would have extra time....so crime would go up. Don't want extra crime? Don't do the Twitter.
FastFood
Fastfood seems like the way to go when your in need of a quick bite. So what if minecraft had fastfood joints? Well, first off the minecraft pig and cow populations would be wiped out by these big fastfood joints. So minecrafters would have to go eat at the fsatfood joints to survive. Because they only eat fast food, minecraft players would get really heavy. Because minecraft players are heavy they could not survive in the wild or run away from zombies. Because of this all the minecraft players would die by being eaten alive by zombies. Then, people wouldn't want to play minecraft anymore and...crime would go up. Don't want more crime? Stop eating pig burgers.
Twerking
Who am I kidding. Minecraft invented the twerk. *shift* *shift*
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WA1D0
Hope you enjoyed!
Selfie
The infamous selfie. So trendy it seems like everyone is sending pictures of themselves everywere. But what if the selfie came into minecraft? Well, I have to say nothing would get done. People would stop every 5 seconds to make sure they were documenting themselves and showing their puckered blocky lips while mining, breaking a tree, crafting, drowning, being eaten alive by a zombie or simply turning into steve soup while taking a bath in lava. Minecraft would be a reck. People would send each other random pictures and constantly bug each other out. This annoyance would deter people from the actual game of minecraft and they would leave the community, then because people had nothing to do with their time...crime would go up. You don't want extra crime? Don't take selfies.
I have to say Minecraft already has a sort of twitter, chat can be very active in some server and on some not very much so, but what if minecraft players spammed the chat with everything they did. Lol, eating a pig or Omg I fell into lava and my skin is falling of my body? Well the chat would get so overloaded servers would shut down. I mean 20 people talking about what they are doing every minute....bound for disaster. Then because servers were getting overloaded, chat would be blocked and people would stop playing minecraft. Because they stopped playing minecaft they would have extra time....so crime would go up. Don't want extra crime? Don't do the Twitter.
FastFood
Fastfood seems like the way to go when your in need of a quick bite. So what if minecraft had fastfood joints? Well, first off the minecraft pig and cow populations would be wiped out by these big fastfood joints. So minecrafters would have to go eat at the fsatfood joints to survive. Because they only eat fast food, minecraft players would get really heavy. Because minecraft players are heavy they could not survive in the wild or run away from zombies. Because of this all the minecraft players would die by being eaten alive by zombies. Then, people wouldn't want to play minecraft anymore and...crime would go up. Don't want more crime? Stop eating pig burgers.
Twerking
Who am I kidding. Minecraft invented the twerk. *shift* *shift*
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WA1D0
Hope you enjoyed!
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