Hello, it is i, Endersteve here with yet another original blog using my amazing creativity. Today i would like to make a tutorial for those who are having issues with Griefing and starting the life of a griefer. So put on your long jons because this is how to become the best griefer out there!

Starting out

So assuming you are a noob (That you are) to a new griefing server the one thing you will see is Spawnkilling rats, people. These people are a bunch of fools who kill new players who have NO ITEMS for no apparent reason. This is because their brains are the size of a dwarf foot and have no logic in them what so ever, So as a noob you must avoid this because as a griefer you need to have an open mind as to what you do.

Tools
So,You need some tools? Too bad, Starting out with tools as sloppy as an old man's smelly beard is very tricky, however after some time you will find yourself in the best of gear, but for griefing the best kit is nothing but a pickaxe. This is so when you dish out the loot from your sad foes it will go into your inventory, only to be slapped back into your chest.

Base Loacation
So, what else is key to being a Griefer? a base/home to live in, not like those Cardboard boxes on the street. what you need is a base in the open. This is so when people come by they will see your base and because of how well built it is, even if it is a dirt box they enemy will never notice because your building skill is "very good". Most people would recomend having an underwater/ground base however i find it very sad that people would think this, there are many issues with underwater/ground bases and the biggest one is where will you find water? or how will you keep livestock?

Faction Name
Aaah a good name always makes a good hello. If one wants to be feard on a server one must have a frightful name that will make everyone's pantey-ho's squishie and hot with fear. Now the key to a name is having it short and simple. Here are a list of good and bad names.
Good Names.
PVPLords.
EpicSwagPVP.
PVPGodz.
LeetGamersssz.
Pamperchu_IZGOD.
LeetSwagKillers.
EpicBeastKillers.
Now that you know the basics of Good names, lets look ad bad names.
These names are one worded and have no real meaning.
Bad Names
Genesis.
Braveheart.
Nation.
Titans.
Guardians.

As you can see, these are quite cringeworthy names.

Now that you, The Noob, know the basics of server griefing and survival, be sure to leave your mark on server history and become the greatest faction/griefer to have EVER WALKED, ON THE FACE OF MINECRAFT! (Applause)

If you havn't realised this is a joke...

YOU'VE BEEN SMECKLEDWARFED!


Yes, yes. The pillow is to the left for your tears. Now recently i have seen alot of "How to Grief" tutorials and thb they are really pathetic. Why would you give a detailed tutorial on how to destroy blocks? really it's quite sad. When you think about it Babies are naturally born destroiers, walking into Lego Towers and breaking apart toys since whenever they broke something. So telling us how to grief on a game is really just feeding us baby food, baby food to young teenagers and young adults. I spit on how pointless it is. And yes this is a parody so to all those people who plan  on going "urmagud u is a hypokryte!11" i know i am, and like most people i'm simply doing it for Diamonds, Likes and Subs.

Hate this blog? Meh, i can live with that.
~Endersteve