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He Clearly Likes It avatar He Clearly Likes It
Level 26 : Expert Goblin
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I love big guns, they are all the nice funs
They are good for protection and can be blessed by nuns

I tucked mine into bed and kissed it goodnight
I painted mine blue and prepared for the fight

I drink gunpowder, I even brought a straw with me
I love big pistols and I hate racial inequality

Man I bought my pew pew shooty machine from ebay
Jk I got it for free on the freeway from my friend Felipe

Boy I love cool guns there is no doubt
H#lp I'm tr#pped In th#s blog p#st an# I can't get out#

Bows and arrows are cool, but BIG BAZOOKAS are all the rage
They can blow up groundhogs and even flip a books page

I could go on for hours about my love for cool guns
But I get too emotional and cry and my nose gets the runs

Oh no the swat team raided my house and took away my large supply of firearms due to an alarming amount of gun related searches in my google history why did this happen to me why

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02/26/2021 12:30 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Pig
Thecnoblade
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pistol shooting pew pew pew machine gun fire ing pewpepwpewpepwpepwpepwepwpewpepwpewpepwpewpepwpew SNIPER SHOOTING PEW SHUCKSHING PEW SHUCKSHING SMG FIRES PEPWEPWPEWPEPWPEWPEPWEPWPEWPEWPEPWPEWPEWPWEPWEPEWPEPWPEWPEPWPEWPEPWPEPWEPWPEPWEPEW
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02/14/2021 8:21 am
Level 45 : Master Birb
chickenpants93
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This turned into a rap song real fast and I love that
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02/13/2021 11:46 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Birb
thealmightybirb
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"Man I bought my pew pew shooty machine from ebay
Jk I got it for free on the freeway from my friend Felipe"

fucking FIRE bro
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02/14/2021 9:45 am
Level 26 : Expert Goblin
He Clearly Likes It
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Yeah


I know :sunglasses:
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02/11/2021 4:22 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Fish
FishStacks
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pew pow pew pew kaboom
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02/11/2021 4:22 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Fish
FishStacks
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milkshake
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02/11/2021 3:45 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Sus
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kjhbdfvbnn;;s;'s
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