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Far Far Away (it was literally written in one place there), back when tents walked on Earth...

Two girls come to the storekeeper
-Um...Could you help us? We broke a hammer...
-Is it your third one today?!
-No...We broke two, the other one was someone else. These hammers are poor quality!
The storekeeper gives them a metal hammer
-Maybe we won't break it...

***

They come back to the camp with a hammer
-Wow, a Thor Hammer!

***

"If I had 1 dollar for every hammer we broke today, I'd have 2 dollars. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice."

***

Again near the storehouse
-Did you break another hammer?!
-No, we need nails.

***
At the comedy rehearsal
-Did you break another hammer?!
-No...This time the hammer broke a person...

"In Soviet Russia hammers break people"
Then I noticed I stood next to the russian girl when I said this

***

Storekeeper yeets a hammer over a tree to make a flag pole

***

Again comedy rehearsal
-Do you remember that metal hammer?
-Yes...
-We broke it.
-I don't know how it happened...
Everyone starts singing

***

On the last day we broke one more hammer. Not the metal one.
CreditTymon the Storekeeper, whoever created mentioned memes, people at the summer camp, hammers
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08/15/2022 11:23 pm
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aj_the_artist
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im so confused what
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08/16/2022 4:13 am
Level 48 : Master Ranger
PsioPsia001
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Don't give children hammers
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