Published Oct 31st, 2012, 10/31/12 1:41 am
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This story is a funny/random parody story of The Herobrine. This is not in any way representative of Steve or Herobrine, or any other minecraft characters involved. Enjoy! (And I would really appreciate it if you would post a comment or add as a favourite and/or diamonds)
AND HERE IT STARTS...
o Yes! I made it! I have just made my very own wooden stick!o Steve laughed, but then nervously threw the stick to the floor realising that he was talking to himself again.
He had only been on this strange island for three days, inhabited with weird armless freaky green things that like watching you while you sleep. Steve also found out that inviting one of them into your house is NOT a good idea. Thato s why heo s living in a cave with only his newly crafted stick to keep him company. (And also a soggy cake, retrieved from the cargo ship that he personally crashed, killing his shipmate and beloved wife.)
Being a o formally dressed consumero Steve wasn't that good at crafting. Even his dirt-made crafting table was practically falling apart. And never mention the words o Why dono t you try cutting a tree?o because he doesn't know what that means.
But then one day Steve said: I will build a house! I will build a bed! I will destroy all creepy green things and revive my wife!!!
And I would absolutely LOVE to type o Steve bought his shipmate back to life and they together built a mansion and turned creepers into people and created a city.o But I cano t. Steve ended up paralysed under a tree because his badly built iron axe flew off the end of his stick and smashed into his head. So Steve just sat there, making groaning noises for five days, until he saw...Herobrine.
o Hi Steeeeve.o He said. o I've come to save youuuu.o He smiled.
o Yeah right. OW! You just want to take me and feed me to angry mobs.o Steve groaned.
o What? NO! People are always makino me look bad! But do you wanna know something? Io m gonna shine! Io m gonna show the world who I really am! I'm gonna become a nurse!!!o Herobrine shouted loudly.
Steve looked at Herobrine. Herobrine looked at Steve.
o Right stay still, Steeeeve. Io m going to power you up with Redstone.o Herobrine said, placing red powder over Steve.
o What?! Io m all ready alive! Youo re gonna kill me doing that!o Steve bravely and painfully pulled out his stick. o Io ll use it!o
o Woah. Relax! Io ll use mouth-to-mouth CPR.o Herobrine said.
o You do that, and youo re DEAD. How do you even know what that is?o Steve questioned.
o You did it when you were crying over that female creature.o Herobrine smiled.
o Forget you saw that. Now just un-paralyse me!o
o Okay. RED STONE AWAY!!!o
o No! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH! I HATE NURSES!!!!o
The End.
AND HERE IT STARTS...
o Yes! I made it! I have just made my very own wooden stick!o Steve laughed, but then nervously threw the stick to the floor realising that he was talking to himself again.
He had only been on this strange island for three days, inhabited with weird armless freaky green things that like watching you while you sleep. Steve also found out that inviting one of them into your house is NOT a good idea. Thato s why heo s living in a cave with only his newly crafted stick to keep him company. (And also a soggy cake, retrieved from the cargo ship that he personally crashed, killing his shipmate and beloved wife.)
Being a o formally dressed consumero Steve wasn't that good at crafting. Even his dirt-made crafting table was practically falling apart. And never mention the words o Why dono t you try cutting a tree?o because he doesn't know what that means.
But then one day Steve said: I will build a house! I will build a bed! I will destroy all creepy green things and revive my wife!!!
And I would absolutely LOVE to type o Steve bought his shipmate back to life and they together built a mansion and turned creepers into people and created a city.o But I cano t. Steve ended up paralysed under a tree because his badly built iron axe flew off the end of his stick and smashed into his head. So Steve just sat there, making groaning noises for five days, until he saw...Herobrine.
o Hi Steeeeve.o He said. o I've come to save youuuu.o He smiled.
o Yeah right. OW! You just want to take me and feed me to angry mobs.o Steve groaned.
o What? NO! People are always makino me look bad! But do you wanna know something? Io m gonna shine! Io m gonna show the world who I really am! I'm gonna become a nurse!!!o Herobrine shouted loudly.
Steve looked at Herobrine. Herobrine looked at Steve.
o Right stay still, Steeeeve. Io m going to power you up with Redstone.o Herobrine said, placing red powder over Steve.
o What?! Io m all ready alive! Youo re gonna kill me doing that!o Steve bravely and painfully pulled out his stick. o Io ll use it!o
o Woah. Relax! Io ll use mouth-to-mouth CPR.o Herobrine said.
o You do that, and youo re DEAD. How do you even know what that is?o Steve questioned.
o You did it when you were crying over that female creature.o Herobrine smiled.
o Forget you saw that. Now just un-paralyse me!o
o Okay. RED STONE AWAY!!!o
o No! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH! I HATE NURSES!!!!o
The End.
| Credit | Time. It helped me realise that the previous title was awful and unsearchable. |
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