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How do deal with a NOOB (novice's)

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Now, everyone has a diffrent way of dealing with a new minecraft player, wether it be being plane out rude or extreamly helpful we all will come accross one in our minecraft life. Well here is how to prepare for your next meet with a noob.

Follow this step guid and everyone's a winner!

1. When the noob is asking questions that have an obvious answer, try to answer the question using the highest amount of words possible, makingthe noob feel as if he is dealing with a real professional.
For Example:
Q: Where can I download minecraft?
A: 'Well thanks for asking, you can download minecraft from many places but it wont be real. Please go to the correct site minecraft.net'

2. Once the noob has finished asking all obvious quistions make sure your goodbye is super friendly as our goal is to make an aquantance! Once made yourself sound super freindly the noob should start asking personal quistions to make unawkward convo's.

3. Finally when real friends with the noob he will be happy to join whatever it is your doing such as a new player for a server, or even a new subscriber. You have also made a friend in the process.

Follow this three steop guid to expand minecraft and its community. You were a noob once....

Or you can follow this simple guid:

1. Tell the noob to google it..


Hey guys, this is my first blog so please make sure you leave some nice feedback. I wouldnt take this stuff seriuosly but you know whatever works. Also english is not my first language so if thier is a few mistakes im sure they will be fixed.

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01/24/2019 3:04 pm
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01/24/2019 3:03 pm
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01/24/2019 3:03 pm
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09/14/2014 10:06 am
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Ashfur4ever
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this is true, the first part made me laugh. i see a real potental in you... keep it up! (And dont get cocky) 
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09/14/2014 10:09 am
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Thanks! I subscribe to you, i havnt seen story's like that beffore and look forward to reading the next ones to come!
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09/14/2014 10:11 am
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Ashfur4ever
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Why thanks!
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08/28/2014 6:51 pm
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DragonClaw12321
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Very true
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08/28/2014 2:58 pm
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Icey tree
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Noobs aren't noobs at all.. i honestly think Novice players dont know the game and i honestly think you didn't like to be called noob when you were new at this game. you will learn it eventually. but if you still act like one after a few years you are just plain stupid
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08/28/2014 8:41 pm
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CheatSource
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Noob is actually the correct term for them. They are new to the game, and don't know how to play very well. It's not really supposed to be an insult, but people use it that way, and others take it that way.
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10/07/2014 7:54 pm
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campingdragon123
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I agree, but I think "novice" would be a more polite term, concidering how people keep using it as an insult.
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