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Hello Fellow Members of PMC,
So earlier today, I was on my server, just strolling around the place, looking at peoples creation, and I came across someones incomplete house...
I muttered to myself in disgust, It was completely horrible. Lack of design, too big, no creativity involved. So I gathered a few mates, soccerkidJT being one of them, and we decided to plan out a house that will for once and truly, outbuild this user. Many hours were put into the plan of this house, many arguments and kerfuffles broke amongst the planning of this amazing build. But after hours and hours of stressful planning, It was time to get building.
1. The Foundation and Flooring.
All houses must start off with a base. We recommend a small size, for more warmth, and coziness. We are going to the luxurious side for this house, so we recommend a nice dirt border, and a gravel and sand wall. Sticking with one block as flooring is just boring, add some excitement to it!
Just for the some more nice decorative flooring, maybe add some nice dead shrubs, to give it that natural feel.
2. The Walls and the windows!
We recommend a nice, cobblestone, wooden wall, as showing a luxurious feel the house. Don't forget the dirt though! Windows are needed, because at night time dreadful, gruesome monsters will come out to kill you! Best that those monsters are visible, for assurance that no gangs will ambush you!
3. Roofing.
All houses need roofs, especially of this expertise. We recommend a nice pointed roof, allowing those unwanted monsters to fall off your roof, and stand there stationary, awaiting to be slain by your shining diamond sword. We want a nice abstract feeling, so use different textures and blocks for each block on the roof. Add some fire up top, so the monsters cant camp up the top of your roof!
4. Interior.
All houses need interior. Thats basically the point of all houses! Not to mention the exterior, but we will get to that next! For now I am going to be explaining the interior. Interior, we recommend a nice chair. and maybe a DJ table! You can freely play your tracks for free! And also sit down and enjoy a nice hot chocolate!
5. Exterior.
Needs to look pretty on the outside! True beauty is on the outside... for houses that is, not people. You want it to attract fellows walking passed, so you want to look extremely eye-catching.
Add a little sandy path to your doorstep, with some dead bushes on the side to represent your love of nature. Add some nice trees, and add perhaps a cactus. No touchy!
You want people to know it's your truly amazing house, so add heaps of your amazing steve heads so people will gaze at your amazing house with beauty, knowing that the amazing house belongs to you.
6. There isn't one :D
There isn't a step 6, you have completed your truly, amazing, and beautiful house!
Thanks for reading guys, hope you enjoy this sarcastic tutorial made by me.
Big thanks to soccerkidJT for helping me build and plan out this amazing house. Also good work on the house ashcakesquiggle. That house was a PROPER house, not ours xD
If you thought this tutorial was very proper, precise, and definitely not sarcastic, give it a shiny, gold, diamond. That doesn't make sense. Neither does this tutorial.
-TCG
So earlier today, I was on my server, just strolling around the place, looking at peoples creation, and I came across someones incomplete house...
I muttered to myself in disgust, It was completely horrible. Lack of design, too big, no creativity involved. So I gathered a few mates, soccerkidJT being one of them, and we decided to plan out a house that will for once and truly, outbuild this user. Many hours were put into the plan of this house, many arguments and kerfuffles broke amongst the planning of this amazing build. But after hours and hours of stressful planning, It was time to get building.
1. The Foundation and Flooring.
All houses must start off with a base. We recommend a small size, for more warmth, and coziness. We are going to the luxurious side for this house, so we recommend a nice dirt border, and a gravel and sand wall. Sticking with one block as flooring is just boring, add some excitement to it!
Just for the some more nice decorative flooring, maybe add some nice dead shrubs, to give it that natural feel.
2. The Walls and the windows!
We recommend a nice, cobblestone, wooden wall, as showing a luxurious feel the house. Don't forget the dirt though! Windows are needed, because at night time dreadful, gruesome monsters will come out to kill you! Best that those monsters are visible, for assurance that no gangs will ambush you!
3. Roofing.
All houses need roofs, especially of this expertise. We recommend a nice pointed roof, allowing those unwanted monsters to fall off your roof, and stand there stationary, awaiting to be slain by your shining diamond sword. We want a nice abstract feeling, so use different textures and blocks for each block on the roof. Add some fire up top, so the monsters cant camp up the top of your roof!
4. Interior.
All houses need interior. Thats basically the point of all houses! Not to mention the exterior, but we will get to that next! For now I am going to be explaining the interior. Interior, we recommend a nice chair. and maybe a DJ table! You can freely play your tracks for free! And also sit down and enjoy a nice hot chocolate!
5. Exterior.
Needs to look pretty on the outside! True beauty is on the outside... for houses that is, not people. You want it to attract fellows walking passed, so you want to look extremely eye-catching.
Add a little sandy path to your doorstep, with some dead bushes on the side to represent your love of nature. Add some nice trees, and add perhaps a cactus. No touchy!
You want people to know it's your truly amazing house, so add heaps of your amazing steve heads so people will gaze at your amazing house with beauty, knowing that the amazing house belongs to you.
6. There isn't one :D
There isn't a step 6, you have completed your truly, amazing, and beautiful house!
Thanks for reading guys, hope you enjoy this sarcastic tutorial made by me.
Big thanks to soccerkidJT for helping me build and plan out this amazing house. Also good work on the house ashcakesquiggle. That house was a PROPER house, not ours xD
If you thought this tutorial was very proper, precise, and definitely not sarcastic, give it a shiny, gold, diamond. That doesn't make sense. Neither does this tutorial.
-TCG
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