Once upon a time that was last year.
There was a Princess. She was all cool and lived in a castle next to a village. One day the people of the village asked her name. "Hey, Princess of this castle, What's your name?" The princess was stupified. No one had ever asked her name. So she went forth into the forest to find it. When she stopped to eat, the princess spotted a bear. It was a black bear. "Why hello brother bear, Have you seen any good names". The bear looked up and said, "You can use bear in your name if you want." She replied"Thank you kind bear" And off she went. Soon the princess saw a library. "ahh Heaven" she thought. When the princess went inside she saw a tall librarian. Hello good sir, Have you seen a good name? He said"no but you can use book for your name." Thank you" She went back to the village and said "My name is Princessbookbear" Guess who the princess was?

This story has been revised to protect myself and friends.