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Level 24 : Expert Zombie
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How to annoy people

Hiya! School's just a while ago and I have tons of HW to do. But since I do that, lemme talk about 'annoying things' or 'pet peeves'. It would sometimes really piss someone off including you. But you have those times where you have nothing to do with life so you decided to just annoy the crud out of people. I do this a lot. And its really awkward fun. Though sometimes some people get pissed off by me o3o. Their reactions just makes me luff.. 

Now if you want to annoy people and piss the crud off them, follow these steps and I'll make you a professional 'annoy-er'.
(idk.)

WARNING: IF YOU GOT IN ANY TROUBLE, DONT BLAME ME. YOUR RESPONSIBILITY MAN


AT SCHOOL
1Seductively stare or lick your lips to the teacher of your opposite gender. If you don't want to do it seductively, make it a seductive turn off
2. Stutter every word you say as you recite
3.Raise your foot instead of your hand
4. Alternately write Uppercase and Lowercase and UpPeRcAsE aGaIn
5. When you are told to read a sentence or anything in class, read it very quietly and when they tell you to speak louder, scream it to the whole class

AT THE BATHROOM STALLS
1. Say: Boy, that sure looks like a maggot
2. Sing the Barbie theme song out loud
3. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall. Adjust it to see your neighbor and say "Peekaboo"
4. Sing on your own tune: C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me 
5.Stare at yourself in the mirror and look shock. Ask the person in the bathroom "why is there two me's? Thats not possible" Act really scared. Then slap him or her

YOUR PARENTS
1. Speak to them in acronyms
2. Follow them around all day
3. Set their alarm clocks at 6am on a weekend
4. Call them by their first name
5. Say "thats hot" when you see them do something (like taking out the trash)

IN MINECRAFT 
1. When playing survival games, tell a random person that you're behind them
2. Chat about your life very long. When they tell you to stop, say "Hold on sonny, I am nearly finish" and continue 
3. Chat to them like you're lost in time 
4.  When you're helping someone build, ask them how many blocks high or wide and make it completely wrong (better if even in a call)
5. When someone is asking about something, mention their username and reply with: Darude-Sandstorm (it will annoy them as heck) Do this several times

YOUR FRIENDS
1. If they tell you a really long story, wait for them to finish and tell them "I dont get it" and ask them to tell the whole sotry all over again
2. Repeat to everything they say in a dumb accent
3. When they had a typo when they're texting or chatting to you, make it like a really big deal like screenshotting it, posting it or repeating their typo over and over in caps and keep saying LOL
4. When you're having a sleepover, chant like a random Indian tribe
5. Narrate what they're doing

AT THE CINEMA
1. Talk to somene you don't know on your left or right, and talk about your life during the movie
2. Eat chips. Crunch loud.
3. Go to the back part of the cinema and try to reach the projector film. As you reach it, make weird shadow puppets
4. Laugh hysterically at the sad parts
5. Go to the movie you just watch, and spoil it for them

YOUR SIBLING
1. Point at them and laugh hysterically when he's doing homework or busy stuff
2. Call your sibling their name in a weird term  (Like for example my brother's name is Denise, call him Denicio)
3. Sing this in your own tune (make this annoying as possible)

I'm Palbo the happy Unicorn
With a big fat smile and a rainbow horn
I pick pretty flowers all day long
And then I go and sing my song!
 

4. Keep saying "What" as your response
5. Take pictures of him all the time 

And when you have accomplished some:

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So thats about it :3 I'm gonna do homework soon and I can say that I am procrastinating.. I have a Math Homework today *shudders*. I wanted to post this blog first so you can annoy the people around you. Cause it'll be funny. Or worst

I will make more. If you have any suggestions, leave 'em in ze comment box o3o

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Baboosh!!~

- PixelPupp
CreditCreds to mah friend Macy who helped me in some ways to annoy people at the cinema :D *thanks Macy!
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  • Del_boy211
  • Level 27
  • Expert Explorer
  • August 25, 2014, 1:51 pm
Easily the most hilarious blog of all time xD
  • CraftyFoxe
  • Site Moderator
  • Level 73
  • Legendary Fox
  • July 31, 2014, 8:26 pm
This blog is just genius
thats the funnyest blog i've read, and i'm going to try EVERYTHING
In the middle of the first Halloween movie, right at the scary part, I started laughing hysterically.  # Micheal Myers
  • TheMiner169
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Miner
  • July 24, 2014, 12:44 am
I wanna laugh hysterically at every sad movie I watch now!
  • PixelHacker
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Narwhal
  • July 26, 2014, 1:29 pm
O.M.G. Dude that would be SO funny!!! Everyone would be confused! Just make sure that I'm not there when you do it.
  • _books
  • Level 28
  • Expert Ninja
  • July 17, 2014, 5:47 pm
Beautfiful. I want to use the seductive lip-licking thing, but seriously all the teachers in my school (even the glubbing principal. .-.) are female, as am I.
  • Moeztar
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Cake
  • August 6, 2014, 10:25 am
That makes it even better.
  • FantasyUse__
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Scribe
  • July 17, 2014, 9:42 am
Comedy on PMC
That was great XD
I'm naturally annoying but good tips xD
  • DAP
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 26
  • Expert Dragon
  • July 16, 2014, 11:45 pm
Now I can be just like the annoying people I don't want to be!
genius now i can annoy my friends when they tell annoying stories
  • MrCreepMan
  • Level 57
  • Grandmaster Soldier
  • July 16, 2014, 4:19 pm
How to be annoying in Minecraft:
JUST ACT LIKE A NOOB :P
  • Awesome
  • Level 43
  • Master Sweetheart
  • July 16, 2014, 3:24 pm
Bathroom Stalls here i come
*Evil Laugh*
why is this a thing? What is wrong with the world? Now we have tutorials of how to be annoying?

kids these days...
  • MrCreepMan
  • Level 57
  • Grandmaster Soldier
  • July 16, 2014, 4:19 pm
Just for barrel-laugh and I mean why NOT? xD There are no restrictions on tutorials they can post on PMC :P PixelPupp even included how to be annoying in Minecraft xD So i guess this isn't really serious xD
hah.
  • OreoVal
  • Level 43
  • Master Princess
  • July 16, 2014, 3:05 pm
Wait, your BROTHER's name is Denise? Denise is a girls' name...
*coughs*
I might use some of these..
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 16, 2014, 5:20 pm
Mah brother's name ain't Denise. *Well it is a girls name but whatever* I just used it as an example lol
  • OreoVal
  • Level 43
  • Master Princess
  • July 16, 2014, 5:24 pm
xD
  • Averli
  • Level 40
  • Master Mage
  • July 16, 2014, 4:18 pm
.0. Don't let LDX see this! xP

He probably already has.

Oh, and maybe he meant Dennis, or maybe that is his brothers name.
  • OreoVal
  • Level 43
  • Master Princess
  • July 16, 2014, 4:52 pm
xD nah Luke's never on PMC
  • Averli
  • Level 40
  • Master Mage
  • July 16, 2014, 5:05 pm
Good. :P o3o
  • JWire
  • Level 66
  • High Grandmaster Gent
  • July 16, 2014, 12:30 pm
What is up with darude sandstorm? Why is it so funny?
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 16, 2014, 5:19 pm
I can't explain it somehow :p But you could check it at the Urban Dictionary

Basically all I know is that when someone's askin a question some "trolls" out there is gonna answer he/she Darude-Sandstorm.
  • JWire
  • Level 66
  • High Grandmaster Gent
  • July 17, 2014, 4:49 am
I knows it's a song and I listened to it and there is nothing special about it :/
Weird that got so popular...
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 17, 2014, 5:24 am
Probably because people see it in some comments and gone to search it on the search bar :/
  • 13_moons
  • Level 24
  • Expert Nerd
  • July 16, 2014, 11:15 am
LOL
Best. Ideas. Ever.
Time to take this into action >:3
  • Del_boy211
  • Level 27
  • Expert Explorer
  • July 16, 2014, 4:35 am
*Laughs at you when doing homework*
  • LetsPlay2D
  • Level 43
  • Master Pixel Painter
  • July 16, 2014, 1:50 am
PixelPupp Darude - Sandstorm

EDIT: I think that one image is broken
  • Marthellio
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Architect
  • July 15, 2014, 9:32 pm
OMG, I LOVE THIS ARTICLE
  • Roer
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Artist
  • July 15, 2014, 11:02 am
Well my friends are going to think I've gone crazy on the sleepover that we're having in about a week. (Yes, I am actually going to try to do one or two things on this list. Wish me luck!)
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 15, 2014, 3:31 pm
Omygesh! Goodluck :DD
  • Roer
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Artist
  • July 15, 2014, 3:33 pm
;D
  • Roer
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Artist
  • August 5, 2014, 12:27 pm
Well, I succeded in making them think I was crasy! =P
I now call my brother Wesaly (Wesley)
  • AtomicCookies
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Pixel Puncher
  • July 14, 2014, 1:25 pm
I'm now grounded, written a referall for seductively trying to turn on my teacher, banned from a Minecraft server, kicked out of the movie theater, and I now have the title of Bathroom Stalker!
Thanks PixelPupp!
(Note this is a joke)
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 14, 2014, 3:16 pm
You're welcome (Note this is a joke too)
  • AtomicCookies
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Pixel Puncher
  • July 14, 2014, 3:32 pm
I cri
  • Myraaa
  • Level 61
  • High Grandmaster Sweetheart
  • July 14, 2014, 12:15 pm
*licks lips seductively* The answer is 27, baby.
  • Navbarry
  • Level 41
  • Master Blob
  • July 14, 2014, 2:14 pm
:O That would creep the hek out of me, if I was a teacher.
  • Myraaa
  • Level 61
  • High Grandmaster Sweetheart
  • July 14, 2014, 12:16 pm
Lol yeah.
Btw can I use the "Look like an idiot thing" in my forum signature? C:
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 14, 2014, 3:15 pm
Of course! ^-^
  • Flamingos
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • July 14, 2014, 6:55 am
tHiS iS GoLdEn
  • fuck this
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Warrior
  • July 14, 2014, 6:44 am
MWAHAHAHA! I feel bad for my brother. Oh, and in the cinema, at a funny part of the movie, laugh really hard and "accidently" spill your popcorn. Best with lots of butter. (Also be sure to have a spare popcorn on hand)
Or, you know, don't annoy people.
  • Prettzel
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Blob
  • July 15, 2014, 12:06 am
What
I LOVE it!
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 14, 2014, 5:15 am
Thaanks!~
OMG, that was a fast responce!
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 14, 2014, 5:21 am
lol :p I was re-reading my post and I noticed your comment o3o soo yeh
Well, that'll be on my to do list >:D<
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 14, 2014, 5:14 am
Awesome blossum (i lol at me)!
  • Happs
  • Level 45
  • Master Blockhead
  • July 14, 2014, 5:01 am
This is puuuurfect >:3
  • PixelPupp
  • Level 24
  • Expert Zombie
  • July 14, 2014, 5:13 am
Of course it is :P loljk. But goodluck o3oV

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