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How to Bake a Cake

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Hey there, Planet-Minecraft-ians! Today, I would like to demonstrate the wonders and joys of baking- that is, once you've been able to master the complicated, yet refined art!fhmC With images!
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Many people are deterred away from baking because if you aren't careful, the cake you've been working hard over will end up burnt crisp, more crisp than Cookie Crisps. That sounds good right about now.
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So, I'm here with Toppy to help teach you how to successfully bake a cake! And eat it, too! Alright, Toppy, what do we need first?

Toppy: Well, kuma, the first ingredient that we're going to need is milk. You can retrieve milk by finding cows; make sure that you have three buckets with you first, kuma. Otherwise, you'll be carrying cow milk between your fingers, kuma.

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Wait, milk, right? Uh... Just ran out! I needed to drink some before I worked out and buffed up.

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Toppy: Whatever, kuma, the next thing we'll need is an egg. You can get eggs by following chickens around everywhere, kuma. This can take you between ten seconds and ten minutes, so you'll need to have great patience like me, kuma.
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Or go to the store and buy one like me.
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Toppy: Next you'll need wheat to make flour. Though, if you just use three pieces of wheat, that will be good enough, kuma. This is baking, kuma, not rocket science. You only need flour if you're baking in real life, anyways, kuma.

Flower?

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Toppy
: No, kuma. Not that kind of flower. Is this what you were using to bake before, kuma?

... No...

Toppy: Anyway, kuma, the next ingredient you'll need is sugar. If you're out in the wild like I am, kuma, you can easily harvest sugar from sugar cane.

Or you can just use any regular, old sugar you have laying around your home.
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Toppy: Now, you just need to get all of the ingredients together, kuma! I prefer the Crafting Bench over a hot oven because it doesn't use up electricity and my cakes always come out perfect, kuma.

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And then, after you've baked your cake, you need to let it be cool before you eat it. Huh, mine didn't quite turn out the same way as yours did.
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About half an hour later...

Toppy: Soooo good, kuma.
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Might as well! Mmm!

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BLEH!

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Evil Panda: Mwahaha...

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Toppy: I guess that's the end of this tutorial, kuma! Hopefully, you've learned a thing or two about baking and will go on to make masterpieces of your own, kuma! In the very least, you've become aware of the dangers of the Evil Panda, kuma. He could be watching you at this very moment, kuma... Don't, kuma, look behind you.
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07/27/2012 3:27 pm
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07/27/2012 3:47 pm
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Toppy: That was the whole point, kuma! :D
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