When someone calls you a noob, it hurts. Unless, of course, you're trying to be a noob. In that case, you get that wonderful floaty feeling of accomplishment. Being a good noob is possible for everyone, and I'm going to show you how to be a noob the RIGHT way.

1. talk in omgz all lwoercsae ledders an spel evryting rong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Talk In All Capitalized Letters.

3. t41k 1n l33tsp34k 411 th3 t1m3.

4. Build one block towers everywhere.

5. Call people interesting names.
Noobkid1234: omg you lebanese!
Coolkid4321: ???
Noobkid1234: ur such an avocado!

6. Try to make a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Noobkid1234: i wanna kiss u all and be ur boyfriend!!!!!
Girlplayer5678: O.o

7. Make random, pointless remarks.
Noobkid1234: i want pie.
Coolkid4321: That isn't funny anymore.
Noobkid1234: but im a potato!!!
Coolkid4321 has left the game.

8. Annoy the admin.
Noobkid1234: admin
Noobkid1234: admin admin admin admin!
Noobkid1234: OMGZ ADMINNNN!!!!!
Epicadmin95: What?!
Noobkid1234: look at my dirt house.

9. Use redstone torches instead of normal torches.
Noobkid1234: im sucha rebel. my torches are cooler then urs.

10. Spoil everyone's jokes.
Coolkid4321: Oh yeah, your dirt house is the most epical thing I've ever seen. e.e
Othercoolkid21: Lol.
Coolerkid34: Lololol.
Coolestkid01: Lololololol!
Noobkid1234: thanks i love my dirt house too bro its the best i built yet

(I have nothing against noobs, they can't help it. This list is just for fun. =P)