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~How to be a Noob~

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This here is a step-by-step guide on how to be a noob:





1. INSTA-OPERATOR
Immediately after logging on to a server please remember to constantly ask the mods if you can be made a higher rank, because you know how trustworthy you are and how much you deserve of the recognition and power that comes with a higher rank. If you constantly push the question for half an hour or so then you are more likely to get that rank (or maybe banned, but hey if you get banned the server wasn't worth playing on without all those amazing admin/mod powers anyway).


2. THE ARCHITECT
The second thing that you should do is go out and collect some dirt from as close to the spawn as possible and build a couple of dirt pillars and a hut made out of dirt as well (it adds some really nice scenery around the spawn for new players to see when they come onto the server). When mining the dirt if a note comes up that says "This area is protected" then you should probably bug an admin to give you mod/admin rights so that you can dig. If that fails make sure that you move out to a point where you can dig (where it no longer comes up with "This area is protected or "You do not have permission for this area"). Remember to make nice geometric square and, just to change this up a bit, rectangle shapes.


3. NOT SO INSTA-OPERATOR
Once you have significantly annoyed everyone online with your constant questions and dirt builds, you should now ask the admin online (again) to give you operating powers because you have such amazing builds and you have heaps of experience with being admin after playing on your friends server and giving yourselves as many diamonds as you could possibly need, AND THEN SOME :). If they refuse just keep asking the question until you are promoted/kicked/jailed/banned. If any of the last three then the server wasn't really worth your time anyway, they obviously don't know a good Minecrafter when they see one, so take your talents elsewhere).


4. RARE CREATIVITY
(This one is for CREATIVE SERVERS ONLY). Now you have ALL blocks in your inventory and they are ALL INFINITE!! Utilize that as much as possible by using the rare blocks for EVERYTHING that you want to build (the rare blocks are the iron (but not so much), gold, diamond, emerald and of course lapis lazuli blocks). Use build designs like Temples (huge square-based pyramids) and square/rectangular houses. If you want maximum respect then you should also use glowstone to light up the area. You should also think about building a HUGE castle made entirely out of emerald and diamond blocks, with a beautiful gold throne in the middle.


5. HIGH ROLLER
(Also for the CREATIVE SERVERS ONLY). You should DEFINITELY build a roller-coaster around all of your builds! Make it as long as possible and the ending should probably drop off into lava. Remember to lack creativity, the admins love bland designs (creativity is completely overrated). Now all that is left to do on the server is make a parkour course. Please be careful to make it all on the ground with no possibility of getting hurt (nobody wants to die) and make it as even as possible (1 block followed by a one block space followed by another block.) Now it is time to bug the admins/mods until they give you operating rights, because without your amazing builds they wouldn't have anything. Your building skills alone are the only thing keeping the server running. If you are told no, then go and grief as much as possible before getting jailed/banned (that server really isn't worth your efforts, make sure that they all know that).


6. COBBLESTONE KING
Now it is time to bring your builds up a notch (see what I did there). Mine some cobblestone so that you can build more house and poles, but now you can also build a stunning castle made entirely out of cobblestone! Make sure that this castle has a wall around the edges with a parapet on each side. This castle should contain some dirt houses (for the filthy peasants) and some cobble stone houses (for the knights). Once you have built a front gate with a sign out the front proudly stating that you built this amazing structure, you now have your own castle. Now constantly ask everyone if they want to live in your castle for a fee (if someone teleports to you and griefs your castle it's only because you are making them look bad and they are jealous that they cannot match you. Now threaten to leave the server unless you get rolled back and admin/mod rights.


7. CONGRATULATIONS!!
You are now ready to get out there and be a legend within the Minecraft community. Everyone will aspire to be like you and you will be the envy of mods and admins on every server, as they will wish that they could make their own server as well as you made it.

Achievement get! Complete noob.
~Cjb

(Anymore suggestions for things for me to add to the blog are much appreciated)
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8hu
02/24/2013 7:59 pm
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Best thing ever.... *EVAR
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ze5730agent0
10/30/2012 7:56 pm
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Suprisingly the 'How to be a Noob' blog has more view than the 'How to not be a noob' blog XD
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CeeJayBe3
10/31/2012 9:28 am
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XD it does?? haha
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coolguy1759
10/30/2012 1:51 am
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hahaha good job man
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CeeJayBe3
10/31/2012 9:27 am
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Thanks bro :D
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smanrt
10/29/2012 11:55 am
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xD
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CeeJayBe3
10/29/2012 1:27 pm
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Thanks smanrt you are one of my pmc idols!!! :D :D
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Dinosoldier
10/29/2012 9:35 am
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CeeJayBe3
10/29/2012 10:38 am
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Thanks bro :D
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Dinosoldier
10/29/2012 10:40 am
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