Well first off most of this is a joke, please don't actually take any of this personal. I wrote this blog because I really like sarcastic stories and tutorials, it's funny and amusing so I thought I would have a shot at it. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME :)


Hey! Yes you over there! Do YOU want to be popular like me?! Do as I say and we can make you from a boring or timid person to a super ego-tastic, beautifal , and tons of friends.                                                                             

Okay kids, first off your looks. Everybody only will 55% judge you by your looks a- 
"Hey murps, what about personality?"
Do not interupt me, and the answer to that is, nobody cares about personality, we will talk about that soon.
Anyways, as I was saying run around wearing absoulutely nothing. As a wise man once said *cough me* "in order to be free, you must free yourself from clothes". So choose anything let it be male or female, animal or robot, do not wear clothes. That way, you can always be the center of attention.

Next is how you talk. People really hate formalites and nice people. They also hate good grammar and so make sure to speak like this.
eg. Q:"Hey guys do you like my new skin?"
     A:" EWWW UR SO UGLY LIEK MAKES U LOOK FAT.
Then you have to spam it 4 times to make sure that they read your post. *Hand goes up* Yes? "But what happens if people get mad at you?" Most people in fact will ignore your writings unless you write in caps. Although it may seem like they don't like it when you talk to them like that secretly in their head they when they say "Omg you are so mean" or "Can you stop that?" It means they think you're a sexy beast. 

After that we have appeal, language okay now make yourself look impressive and if someone is upstaging you, pull them down. "How do we do that?" We have many ways to do that. For example, say you have a friend that builds better than you, you grief it when no one is online and frame it on someone else. Say staff know you did something wrong, bribe them it's okay. Or if someone fights better than you, go get hacks and then kick their butt in pvp and call them names. My last best one from upstaging someone is bully them, people call them haters but those people are the best, it means they are brave and they are smart. Spam their mails and be super mean to that particular person. "Wow murps you sure know a lot about being popular!" I know right? I'm totally not some low life person spending all my time on my laptop! I'm so cool and I have a lot of friends!     

From there it means you would look hot, talk like a badass and be the best person at everything online. See that transformation? But this is just the beggining, as people look at my epic blog popular people will spring like weeds! These are basics. People will develop even better things to be more popular over time all thanks to me. Aren't I such a good person? 
5 minutes later.. results are in from our tests.

"SEMPAI MURPS I JUST TRIED DOING WHAT YOU SAID WAHHHH"  (ﾉಥДಥ)ﾉ︵┻━┻
How Many Friends? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 
"WHAT? NO THEY ALL THINK I'M MEa-"(╥﹏╥)
Shhhh no one must know.. ಠ_ಠ
Ha ha the kid had to go his response was- (o◡oױ)
"made a lot of friends I'm cool and this blog totally rocks! ♥~"  ┐('～`；)┌

I hope you enjoyed this sarcastic blog I hope it wasn't to serious I have no idea other what other people's sense of humor is like.