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- WELCOME,ON HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL!
- •First:
- Find the spiciest memes!
- If you get a spicy rare meme and post it online for everyone to see, you'll be very respected and worshiped upon all the pepes! This will for sure work!Warning it might not work.
Become a Weeaboo!
If you disown your own culture and become japanese.. somehow, then you will be respect by the anime community, all you need is an anime girl/boy as your profile picture, and a bio that is written in an asian writing(s)!
Make gaming videos!
Don't believe me?.. Check yourself! On youtube, "Pewdiepie" is the most noticed person in the youtube community. Reason? Well it's videogames ofcourse!.. or maybe because he's foreign.. Which segways into the next category!
Have an annoying noticeable accent!
Many people are admired because of their accents, you don't even NEED good looks! It may not make sense because many look at Zayn from Singular Direction and say "Wow he's famous for his looks! No skill!" Well, it's partly true, except you'd know he'd be way more... attractive?.. if he had an accent!
~finally~
Be you!
If you pretend to be someone else, you might get more friend and such, but when they find out, how do you think they'd feel? This sort of thing is more common online, but can still happen anywhere! Of course you'll have to tell them the truth eventually, which will then lead to hillary clintong destroying the world.
which is why you should never feed chocolate to a dog.
The end.
If you disown your own culture and become japanese.. somehow, then you will be respect by the anime community, all you need is an anime girl/boy as your profile picture, and a bio that is written in an asian writing(s)!
Make gaming videos!
Don't believe me?.. Check yourself! On youtube, "Pewdiepie" is the most noticed person in the youtube community. Reason? Well it's videogames ofcourse!.. or maybe because he's foreign.. Which segways into the next category!
Have an annoying noticeable accent!
Many people are admired because of their accents, you don't even NEED good looks! It may not make sense because many look at Zayn from Singular Direction and say "Wow he's famous for his looks! No skill!" Well, it's partly true, except you'd know he'd be way more... attractive?.. if he had an accent!
~finally~
Be you!
If you pretend to be someone else, you might get more friend and such, but when they find out, how do you think they'd feel? This sort of thing is more common online, but can still happen anywhere! Of course you'll have to tell them the truth eventually, which will then lead to hillary clintong destroying the world.
which is why you should never feed chocolate to a dog.
The end.
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If you disown your own culture and become japanese.. somehow, then you will be respect by the anime community, all you need is an anime girl/boy as your profile picture, and a bio that is written in an asian writing(s)!
Has filthy frank not teached you anything about weeapoops ?