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How to Cure LTS (Lavender Town Syndrome)

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LavenderTownSyndrome
Level 23 : Expert Pokémon
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So, you were a retard and listened to Lavender Town? Well don't worry. We all make retard mistakes. I did.  I'll help you cure it!

What I suggest:
-Try blasting Dubstep for 5 hours straight. Or Nightcore. With headphones. Undisturbed. 
-Go to walmart and buy like a bunch of mtn dews and open them up. Hopefully the carbon sound will replace Lavender's unforgiving sounds XP *this one is kinda stupid but I'm putting it anyway :D
-Invite friends over and 'hang'
-Have your older brother click his tongue really loud in your ear
-If all else fails, go to a shooting range!

What others suggest;I asked a bunch of people on us.mineplex.com what they think you should do!:
-Watch Attack on Titan for a long period of time - tmeing28
-Die - animelover12344
-Slam your head against a wall or wooden floor :) -Donutlovereater65743
-Listen to the underwater theme for Mario brothers owo -Pianoloviely
-Read fan fictions about ponies and play the theme over. And over. And over. -TwlightSparkle52
-Listen to the beginning of #Selfie -DylanG6

Thats it! All I got. Please subscribble, give me a diamond, favorite, that stuf you know. Do that if you liked it. Btw those are the exact words from the people on the server.  Please comment if this helped! - yours truly
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HannahLikesCats
07/31/2014 9:10 pm
Level 44 : Master Robot
I always thought the Lavender Town song was pretty catchy and I would sing along to it. Now that I've read the Lavender Town creepypasta, I try to avoid Lavender Town at all costs.
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LavenderTownSyndrome
07/31/2014 9:18 pm
Level 23 : Expert Pokémon
Good choice :P
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Milseoga
07/26/2014 1:28 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Princess
...Is it weird that I may be the only one who likes the song?... o^o It hasnt effected me yet xD i'm free to listen to it on will, yay :D

Stay kawaii,
~☯ℱoxxརe ♡
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okoloto
08/05/2014 6:48 am
Level 27 : Expert Dragonborn
Nope your not the only one who likes it :)
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anonpmc191908
07/16/2014 5:07 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
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thegreensniper
07/30/2014 12:03 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Causing suicides? Fake.
But its' a real music thing. It IS creepy, but I like the music.
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anonpmc191908
08/06/2014 7:39 am
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
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thegreensniper
08/06/2014 11:04 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
Uh. You said it's fake. Then you replied implying it's real. You're contradicting yourself.
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anonpmc191908
08/08/2014 4:56 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
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thegreensniper
08/08/2014 9:32 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
...still contradicting yourself.
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HHTheMelon
07/13/2014 2:29 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Engineer
I think nintendo are...
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