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avatar 11volt11
Level 39 : Artisan Creeper
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Follow these simple steps and you will become a true master at the fine art of Enderman Hunting!

I. Look at it straight in the eye.
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It is important that you do not use your peripheral vision -- they hate that. You also should never approach it carefully, as this builds up internal stress.

II. Engage. Do not prepare or prime yourself in the slightest bit, as this causes nervousy. When you think you are unprepared enough for battle, charge.
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III. STOP. This step is very important. You have to stop dead in your tracks so that the enderman incapitates you.
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III. Reflect. Once you die, the first thing you should always do is to think about what you've done and how you can improve.

IV. Rinse and repeat. Repeat steps I-III until you decide to ragequit. Once that is accomplished, get a nice cup of grapejuice to perk you up.
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V. Sleep on it. Think about your strengths and weaknesses and how you can use both to your advantage. Remember: don't give up. Yes, it's a long and tiring process, but you can do it.

VI. Eat a well balanced breakfast. It is, indeed, the most important meal of the day.

VII. Try to fight the enderman again. If you die, don't worry. Just try again tomorrow (tomorrow in real life).

VIII. You may find that soon enough, the enderman may leave. You will never see him again, don't worry.

Conclusion: You see, we need to have failures in our life like this to show us that we can't win at everything. These occurrences build character and help us become better people.

So next time you plan on fighting another enderman, think again, pal.
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07/19/2012 5:56 am
Level 69 : High Grandmaster Pokemon
Luis
Hahahaha
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07/18/2012 6:10 pm
Level 42 : Master Mage
Sharp Pixels
what r u saying? that was hilarious and all, but enderman are EASY to kill, and ive never raged over them.
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07/18/2012 6:41 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Creeper
11volt11
And I must suck then, because I can never kill them...
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07/18/2012 6:42 pm
Level 42 : Master Mage
Sharp Pixels
what difficulty do u play on?
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07/18/2012 6:43 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Creeper
11volt11
Hard. All the time. Always hard.
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07/18/2012 6:45 pm
Level 42 : Master Mage
Sharp Pixels
normal. maybe thats why.
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07/18/2012 6:40 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Creeper
11volt11
I just wrote it for the derp aspect.
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07/18/2012 5:49 pm
Level 44 : Master Nether Knight
koolkat_gold
/=(
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