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How to Stop MC Flirting

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avatar Aquatta
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
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So, because I'm a member of PMC (well duh), I've been seeing a lot of MC Dating blogs. Now, some of these blogs are great, but others... not so much. Don't get me wrong; we all deserve our fair share of complaining when it comes to stupid things, like MC Dating. However, when people continue to state what we already know continuously in any and all blogs they make - along with the rest of the world - it gets a bit annoying. I've had my fun with MC Dating (haha sarcasm), and let me tell you, it sucked. I even wrote a blog about it with Nova (Sissy_); because I have experienced it, I now know how to deal with it. So for all you boyz and girlz who get shifted constantly, here:
(Please note that this blog is a JOKE.)





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One of the first things that catches people's attention, is your skin! If you're seriously being harassed by how "hot" you look, then make your skin ugly!

LET'S GO CRACK A MIRROR! WOO!


How to Make Your Skin UGLY! [For Girls


How to Make Your Skin UGLY! [For Guys


Image If it doesn't do the trick, here are a couple other things that you can do:




If someone asks you out, promptly say "no." If someone says you look nice, in a polite way or not, and then asks you out, you can say, "thanks. No, I don't want to go out with you." If someone asks you to go to spawn if you want a gf/bf, for pete's sake, just ignore them.


Examples

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Now, if someone asks you to marry them, you could do a couple things:

  • Say no.
  • If they offer you diamonds, take the diamonds and then run like hell.
  • Log off the server.
  • Say, "STOP. IN THE NAMEEE OF LOVE." Wait. No. Just say no, jeeze.
  • Get your clique of girlfrandsss or guyfrandsss and beat 'em up!


The only way it's not weird, is if they're a really good friend and you're doing it as a joke, or if they're your actual boyfriend/girlfriend in real life. If you start dating someone you don't even know, it's a bit weird and things can get a bit out of hand.


But seriously, if someone asks you to marry them or go out with them or whatever, just say no.

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Now, if someone is flirting with you ALL the time, telling you things like, "omg bby ur hot" or "10 out of 10 would rescue from tower" or "ur really pretty", etc., you can thank them. I mean, not all of the compliments are that.. Complimentary, but they are complimenting you in a way. Just don't compliment them back if you want them to stop. Of course, if your friend who is NOT hitting on you says, "Your skin is super cute!", well, THAT'S NOT FLIRTING.


If the flirting from the creepy strangers that you don't even know continues, and they start advancing bases, tell them a word that is only four letters long.


Are you ready for this?


I think I'll add more to this blog as I think of more, so it'll never be finished completely, or maybe it will, I dunno. I'm working on a video for it, haha, so yep.


Diamond if you liked, comment for constructive criticism or compliments <333 and favorite if you loved it! I really do appreciate any and all constructive criticism. (See how I put emphasis on constructive?) Bye! c:
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06/21/2016 11:20 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
HaruNoTaizai
Ugh I hate people like this! This is helpful for those who don't really "know" about this stuff.
Great advice! :)
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10/27/2015 6:19 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Toast
AdriannaMoon
This was helpful! It is so annoying when people start saying "AdriannaMoon is my wife." That has ACTUALLY happened to me! It sometimes gets worse but I can't help but laugh a little because they sound pathetic anyway. Thanks... :)
1
08/03/2015 10:49 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Elf
iiFlamingRoses
I've had this problem A LOT! XD
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03/03/2015 1:41 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Dragonborn
JustfunOrihime02
It makes me LAUGH <3
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01/10/2015 12:42 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Warrior
OoKiwii
LOL I lvoe this blog, SOmehow It just makes me smile and laugh a little ._.
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08/17/2014 9:58 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Warrior
Actite
I laughed so hard at the 'cant touch this' xD Anyways its amazing! Im totally gonna do this!
1
07/07/2014 6:26 pm
Level 27 : Expert Geek
alone
OH MY GOD .O.
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06/11/2014 11:03 am
Level 1 : New Miner
IssyDoodle
best blog ive ever read - subs yu fou and diamondz fu you
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05/10/2014 2:46 am
Level 48 : Master Lad
rotarydial
I have this friend over mc, yeah?
And then I realised that she was dating my brother, who is 8.
O V E R   M C .
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05/30/2014 10:57 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
ewewewewewewwwww EW BLEGHGHDRJFNKCV
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02/26/2014 3:57 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Taco
Thawne
I love how people make things like this! <3
1
05/30/2014 10:57 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Thanks! <3
1
05/30/2014 11:16 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Taco
Thawne
I also noticed that in the "are you ready for this?" spoiler, it spells "stop".
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05/30/2014 11:30 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Why yes, yes it does, haha.
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03/16/2014 11:21 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Geek
millerac
ikr totally agree THANK YOU! I hate when people online date and they don't even know what you really look like. I'm also happy people are pointing things out like this
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02/17/2014 12:23 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Network
Empress_Aqua_Wolf
I can imagine, some random guy just looks at the back of the girl's head and they're like, (OMG SO BEAUTIFUL!) Then she turns around...
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05/30/2014 10:57 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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01/15/2014 1:21 pm
Level 23 : Expert Ninja
FlyingPigmens
I just like cookies... O_o
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05/30/2014 10:57 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Just like? Excuse me? No. You love* cookies.
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05/31/2014 4:25 pm
Level 23 : Expert Ninja
FlyingPigmens
Nah.. I do not love cookies. Cookie's MY LIFE!
1
01/11/2014 6:43 am
Level 12 : Journeyman Dolphin
bakapie
Bahahaah Ariel and Eric
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05/30/2014 10:57 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Heheh
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12/29/2013 10:11 pm
Level 83 : Elite Princess
Filmjolk
10 out of 10 would rescue from tower
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05/30/2014 10:57 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Hahaha
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12/28/2013 8:59 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Hero
MrFang
Just an awesome blog....great effort!
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12/29/2013 12:08 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
cx Thanks!
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12/28/2013 2:33 am
Level 23 : Expert Artist
SparklePuff
I would rather just say No to everything they say to meh XD
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12/29/2013 12:08 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
MEH
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12/27/2013 11:33 pm
Level 21 : Expert Robot
D1v1d3m4n
What animation thing did you use?
1
12/28/2013 12:27 am
Level 43 : Master Droid
zalebcaleb
Blender I believe
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12/27/2013 10:15 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
TofuKnight
This is great!
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12/27/2013 11:53 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Thank you!
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12/27/2013 9:24 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Network
niles
One of the best blogs I've seen.
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12/27/2013 11:53 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
xD Thanks!!
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12/27/2013 11:54 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Network
niles
Np/
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12/27/2013 2:26 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Skinner
PartyRocker1013
Can't touch this! XD

Diamond for you
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12/27/2013 11:53 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
cx Thank youuu<33
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12/27/2013 1:47 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Artist
Unnumbered Tears
Haha this is great. You're a genius :P
You have inspired me to make one of my own skins ugly, just for the fun of it.
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12/27/2013 11:53 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Aww shmanks. Haha <33
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12/27/2013 9:57 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Skinner
minemanguy49
??????????????????????????????????????????????????
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12/27/2013 11:53 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Yes.
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12/27/2013 9:21 am
Level 20 : Expert Hunter
JaeD53
Wait, wat... This is pretty funny, lol
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12/27/2013 11:53 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Haha, thanks. cx
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12/27/2013 2:12 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
deltoraquestgirl
*Derpifies skin and goes onto a hide n seek server* *is shifted* *turns around* "
Dude: "OH HOLY ELEPHANT TRUNKS RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Me: "I lyk turtls."
:3
great blog :D
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12/27/2013 11:52 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
HAHA OH MY GOD.

Thanks<33
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12/26/2013 3:52 pm
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Modder
HbTextures
On my favourite server, there is just one way to survive this situation:
Give him/her a "special gift" haha...
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12/27/2013 11:52 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Uhmm.
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12/26/2013 12:05 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Archer
_renji
Omg. You're super good on writing these things! Diamond! You deserve it! ;D
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12/27/2013 11:52 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
Aquatta
Thanks!! That means a lot <33
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12/26/2013 1:17 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
Roxyisanerd
This is amazing! XD Minecraft is a game, NOT a dating site after all :)
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