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How to Stop MC Flirting

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Aquatta avatar Aquatta
Level 56 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
So, because I'm a member of PMC (well duh), I've been seeing a lot of MC Dating blogs. Now, some of these blogs are great, but others... not so much. Don't get me wrong; we all deserve our fair share of complaining when it comes to stupid things, like MC Dating. However, when people continue to state what we already know continuously in any and all blogs they make - along with the rest of the world - it gets a bit annoying. I've had my fun with MC Dating (haha sarcasm), and let me tell you, it sucked. I even wrote a blog about it with Nova (Sissy_); because I have experienced it, I now know how to deal with it. So for all you boyz and girlz who get shifted constantly, here:
(Please note that this blog is a JOKE.)


One of the first things that catches people's attention, is your skin! If you're seriously being harassed by how "hot" you look, then make your skin ugly!


How to Make Your Skin UGLY! [For Girls

How to Make Your Skin UGLY! [For Guys

Image If it doesn't do the trick, here are a couple other things that you can do:

If someone asks you out, promptly say "no." If someone says you look nice, in a polite way or not, and then asks you out, you can say, "thanks. No, I don't want to go out with you." If someone asks you to go to spawn if you want a gf/bf, for pete's sake, just ignore them.



Now, if someone asks you to marry them, you could do a couple things:

  • Say no.
  • If they offer you diamonds, take the diamonds and then run like hell.
  • Log off the server.
  • Say, "STOP. IN THE NAMEEE OF LOVE." Wait. No. Just say no, jeeze.
  • Get your clique of girlfrandsss or guyfrandsss and beat 'em up!

The only way it's not weird, is if they're a really good friend and you're doing it as a joke, or if they're your actual boyfriend/girlfriend in real life. If you start dating someone you don't even know, it's a bit weird and things can get a bit out of hand.

But seriously, if someone asks you to marry them or go out with them or whatever, just say no.


Now, if someone is flirting with you ALL the time, telling you things like, "omg bby ur hot" or "10 out of 10 would rescue from tower" or "ur really pretty", etc., you can thank them. I mean, not all of the compliments are that.. Complimentary, but they are complimenting you in a way. Just don't compliment them back if you want them to stop. Of course, if your friend who is NOT hitting on you says, "Your skin is super cute!", well, THAT'S NOT FLIRTING.

If the flirting from the creepy strangers that you don't even know continues, and they start advancing bases, tell them a word that is only four letters long.

Are you ready for this?

I think I'll add more to this blog as I think of more, so it'll never be finished completely, or maybe it will, I dunno. I'm working on a video for it, haha, so yep.

Diamond if you liked, comment for constructive criticism or compliments <333 and favorite if you loved it! I really do appreciate any and all constructive criticism. (See how I put emphasis on constructive?) Bye! c:

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06/21/2016 11:20 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
HaruNoTaizai avatar
Ugh I hate people like this! This is helpful for those who don't really "know" about this stuff.
Great advice! :)
10/27/2015 6:19 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Toast
AdriannaMoon avatar
This was helpful! It is so annoying when people start saying "AdriannaMoon is my wife." That has ACTUALLY happened to me! It sometimes gets worse but I can't help but laugh a little because they sound pathetic anyway. Thanks... :)
08/03/2015 10:49 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Goblin
Suilimea Roswell
Suilimea Roswell avatar
I've had this problem A LOT! XD
03/03/2015 1:41 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Dragonborn
JustfunOrihime02 avatar
It makes me LAUGH <3
01/10/2015 12:42 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Warrior
OoKiwii avatar
LOL I lvoe this blog, SOmehow It just makes me smile and laugh a little ._.
08/17/2014 9:58 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Warrior
Actite avatar
I laughed so hard at the 'cant touch this' xD Anyways its amazing! Im totally gonna do this!
07/07/2014 6:26 pm
Level 27 : Expert Geek
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06/11/2014 11:03 am
Level 1 : New Miner
IssyDoodle avatar
best blog ive ever read - subs yu fou and diamondz fu you
05/10/2014 2:46 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Lad
rotarydial avatar
I have this friend over mc, yeah?
And then I realised that she was dating my brother, who is 8.
O V E R   M C .
05/30/2014 10:57 pm
Level 56 : Grandmaster Dragonborn
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