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How to get on Pop Reel [Funny but it's true]

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Level 67 : High Grandmaster Modder
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Ok, you spent 2 months for building a super awesome thing, and you reach 2 downloads? You ever wanted to get on Pop Reel to get popuar and famous? Then this is a blog for you!

General rules:
  • On PMC, only overused and boring ideas will be popular (exceptly Teen skins)
  • This blog sounds funny, but it's the truth!


Projects:

Very importand things at projects are using Shaders, have a completely boring idea and let it look good!
  • Shader are unless programs for completely Suchti-CPUs. No normal computer can use shader, so it looks the better!
  • Only use overused ideas: Modern House, Casle, Church
  • Modern houses have to be ugly, and made of wool, the weakest construction material.
  • Use so much shader effects that you only see the rays of the sun and shadows.
  • Castles need ugly and old texturepacks.
  • Chuches have to be made of a special material (dirt, glass, ice, etc.)


Skins:

Beatiful and shadered skins? NEVER! Skins have to be ugly!
  • Use just two black dots as eyes
  • Shading? Use a second simular colour and make a half frame and some dots!
  • Awesome ideas? Make normal humans!
  • Hair? Do you mean the dirt on the head?


Texturepacks:

Texturepacks aren't beautiful anymore. Make "Simplistic" packs.
  • Simplistic packs: every block is made with 1-3 different colours and the corners/edges are just made with a simular colour.
  • Make black and white packs.
  • The people love themed packs (Naruto, Dragonball and this strange stuff...)
  • Poop pack!


Servers:

The server hasn't to be cool. It only has to be "beautiful"...
  • Steal the pics of a "Castle-Shader-Super-Duper" project for the image of the server.
  • Call the server "Coolcraft" or "CreeperCraft"


Mods:
  • Make a epic mod with EVERYTHING, call it SuperMod and use pics of a server that stole the pic of a project.
  • Use overused ideas like Minecraft+++++, Emeraldtools or RubyMod.
  • Steal the textures of an other famous mod.


Blogs:
  • Make pointless interviews with random people.
  • Make "Indev-whats new?" if your already in Fullversion 1.6.2.
  • If you're already popular, make a blog about the taste of cheese or other pointless themes. Subscribers are following you like lemmings.
  • Make tuts like these: How to get popular, How to get on popreel, how to steal a project.
  • Use Anime-Manga-Dragon-MLP pictures. They are popular.


What I want to say with this blog: So many things have changed. Like...Art and modern Art. Modern Art is not Art, cause these "modern" pictures are just ugly dyedrips. Its the same in PMC. These new skins are not beautiful like the old. These guys don't spend many time to make it perfect, they make a simple coloured one with one line of shading and dots as eyes. These things are only famous, because it was posted by a lvl 69 guy!
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04/12/2016 5:23 pm
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JozyP
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Now the skins are overshaded, and you have to make an art blog with trashy crayon doodles, amking it emotional at the same time. And then name everything "I'm leaving".
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04/12/2016 5:59 pm
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Modder
HbTextures
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Makes sense to me.
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11/22/2015 7:51 am
Level 78 : Legendary Engineer
FEX___96
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You should rename it to:
"How to get on Pop Reel and get banned right after! [Funny but it's true]"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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11/22/2015 8:45 am
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Modder
HbTextures
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To be honest, I'm not proud of most things I made in the past.
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11/22/2015 8:51 am
Level 78 : Legendary Engineer
FEX___96
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same, I have like 2 blog post... where it was seen how bad my english was back then xD
(not to mention the quality of the blog.. ;-;)
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11/22/2015 9:24 am
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Modder
HbTextures
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(oh my god, we have so much in common)

:]
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09/21/2014 3:12 pm
Level 43 : Master Pyro
NeonGhost_
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Welp, this isn't true.
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02/07/2014 4:57 pm
Level 24 : Expert Fish
doctorcatz
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on the title you but how to het on pop real... anyway nice blog yo!
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02/07/2014 5:11 pm
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Modder
HbTextures
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I can not even remember this blog...were I drunk?
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03/31/2014 5:15 pm
Level 21 : Expert Pokemon
AthenaPlaysMC
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Probably XD
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