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How to make french fries in minecraft

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NarwhalREpublic avatar NarwhalREpublic
Level 22 : Expert Network
Everyone wants french fries and loves them right? Especially the kind at mcDonalds!(JK.) But did you know that you can get them in MINECRAFT? Let me show you how :D.

The Steps:

Step 1:   Look around your world unti you find a village!

Step 2:  Get into the village and if you want, use your hacked in diamond sword to kill the heck out of those loser squidward fanboys

Step :3  Go and step on their crops that they have been harvesting because your hungry!

Step 4: Go and get some seeds!

Step 5: Go and find a furnace their, but if they dont have one, then my suggestion would be to kill all of the villagers because they aren't smart enough to have a furnace by now!

Step 6: if you have coal, put it into the furnace, but if you dont, go break a piece of wood off a villagers house and use that!

Step 7: Put your seeds in the furnace and heres how the glitch works: (You have to spawn a minecart ontop of it :))

Step 8: If you dont have a minecart then... FACEPALM!

Step 9: If you get a minecart and find out it doesnt work, then just put your potatos in the furnace and that will make do. What? You never realized that potatos are pretty much french fries? Except just with a little difference? FRENCH FRIES ARE POTATOS!!!! And anyways, I know you probably thought I was horrible at minecraft or something... When I told you that it was a glitch, but its true that they are in minecraft! But you might have already known that!

If I made a mistake in this, please correct me, and thanks for reading!

(also I dont own the image shown above, it belongs to its respected owner over the interweb!)

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08/02/2014 9:51 pm
Level 20 : Expert Warrior
creep3r215 avatar
i love this
07/26/2014 9:45 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Crafter
MorganF avatar
LOL - and you could yave said:
Find a village ar a zombie swarm
Get 1 potato
Smelt it in a furnace and pick up your BAKED POTATO! (french fries-lol)
07/26/2014 9:04 pm
Level 26 : Expert Grump
IceCream_Sundae avatar
Aside from spelling errors, the font choices can be improved. Step 2 was impossible to read without hi-lighting it.
07/26/2014 5:47 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Geek
Skullduggerycain avatar
This was....


I'm sorry, but this blog ran in circles, had enough errors to make an editor go insane, and the concept was, forgive me, stupid. Please write something worthy of the attention of the community. I'm not sure how this made the popular reel.
07/26/2014 6:57 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network
NarwhalREpublic avatar
Skullduggerycain, I dont mean this offensively either but cant you honestly handle the fact that it was made to be funny? I first of all thank everyone for your support but really, I can write about whatever I want to, except, Some subjects i wont... But did you ever think that french fries might be in minecraft? People like this because they arent you, and people can be whoever they want to be!
07/26/2014 7:47 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Geek
Skullduggerycain avatar
I want to apologize. I can delete that comment if you want, I don't know what I was thinking. I suffer from a disorder than can spark a mild thought, and then exagerate it, causing me to overreact to issues and be very rude, and then be fine later. I always regret it when these things happen, and I'm very sorry. I saw a few mistakes, and then I took everything that could possibly be wrong with the blog and I overused it in an insult. To be honest, I was a jerk. I hope you can forgive me for that.
07/26/2014 8:10 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network
NarwhalREpublic avatar
Oh, man, I'm not mad! I was open to criticism anyway! I forgive you :)
07/26/2014 10:19 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Geek
Skullduggerycain avatar
Thank you :)
07/26/2014 4:41 pm
Level 24 : Expert Warrior
LoZFTW avatar
Step 1: Make a baked potato.
Step 2: Edit the baked potato texture to look like pixelated french fries :3
07/26/2014 3:50 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Archer
Liberatius avatar
Well this was definetly... useful? I guess...
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