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avatar GoggleD0GG
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
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YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK!!! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE LAZY!!!!!!!!!

You will need the following:

3/4cup granulated sugar3/4cup packed brown sugar1cup butter or margarine, softened1teaspoon vanilla1egg 2 1/4cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour1teaspoon baking soda1/2teaspoon salt
Doritos
Doritos
More doritos
Mountain dew
A will to live
A house
A oven


Alright you got everything? Cool, now you need to get in the MLG zone before creating MLG cookies.

Play a round of overwatch
Put on your Obey hat
360 NO SCOPE a scrublord on a game (doesn't matter which one)
Play through everything added in Legion (Talkin bout WoW here)
Beat dat enderdragon with yo fists
Git gud
Have dat dubstep playin


In the mood now? You better be. Now, time to make the cookies.

Heat oven to 375ºF.

Mix sugars, butter, vanilla and egg in large bowl. Stir in flour, baking soda and salt (dough will be stiff). Crunch up the doritos and pur em in alongside a 16 oz bottle of Mountain Dew.

Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool Slightly REAL MLG PEEPS DON'T NEED TO COOL DOWN THEIR FOOD!!!

Eat the COOKIES!!

Grab yo Xbox controller and play hardcore style to burn those calories, cuz us gamers gotta stay fit yo.


Waddya mean, it tastes bad? Oh wait, I forgot. Only REAL MLG peeps can appreciate the Mounatin Dew and doritos.

Waddya mean, I has bad grammar in this? Real MLG PEEPS NO NEED GRAMMAR!!

This took alot of trial and error, I suffered so that you wouldn't have to. Tasted sorta good though.

Whydya put dis on PMC ya ask? Well, me says, PMC is bout minecraft, minecraft is a game, MLG peeps play minecraft, and deez cookies r MLG.

This was stupid and tasted rather disgusting at times
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257 replies

1
09/08/2018 3:49 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Duckygamerman

NO U




1
11/12/2017 5:18 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
Ain’t no rest for the wicked — Cage the Elephant?
1
11/12/2017 10:13 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
You looked that up didn't you?!
1
11/13/2017 7:35 am
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
NO I WAS WATCHING YOUTUBE AND WAS LISTENING TO MY ALTERNATIVE PLAYLIST
I FOUND IT IN DER
1
11/13/2017 3:56 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
*hacks into your search history*

oh so you didn't look it up


...Wait a second...

*
clicks on thing last searched*

MY EYES
1
11/13/2017 4:32 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
Your eyes are burning because of,

”Your Phone: Sober vs. Drunk”
by BuzzFeed?
1
11/13/2017 8:03 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
No...shudders
1
10/15/2017 2:47 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
I RESTARTED ITTTTTTTTTT
1
10/18/2017 8:28 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Ain't no rest for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
We got bills to pay.
We got mouths to feed.
And ain't nothin' in this world for free.
Oh no I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know I wish I could.
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
till' we close our eyes for good.
1
10/18/2017 9:03 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
BLEACCHHHHHHHHH
1
10/18/2017 9:04 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
EEEEE
1
10/19/2017 7:48 am
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
nutcrackers.
1
11/08/2017 10:38 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
I didn’t get the notification ._.
1
10/08/2017 8:45 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
Eh, that was the old times when I wore one that was too tight. Now I actually have one that fits...
I don’t wear mine in my house, and if I’m just going out for the library or a run or something I wouldn’t wear it.
Now, if I have to go meet people and actually do stuff, then yeah I’ll wear one
1
10/08/2017 8:48 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
I just wear like twelve jackets to hide the fact I'm not wearing one and all males reading the comment section probably feel like they've been dragged into Victoria's Secret by their moms and we should probably stop for their sake. Let's discuss cows instead.
1
10/08/2017 8:51 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK

*kills everyone*

seem familiar yet?
1
10/08/2017 9:05 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Yep.
1
10/08/2017 8:53 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
OH WHY MY HAIRTIE JUST BROKE

goddamn it
1
10/08/2017 9:05 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Shoot the fire.
1
10/08/2017 9:27 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
yep.
1
10/06/2017 10:54 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
Fablous, I think that was me.
1
10/06/2017 10:55 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Why won't the cows shut up!
1
10/06/2017 10:57 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
Should I even question that one?
1
10/06/2017 10:59 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
No! Hail Obama!
1
10/07/2017 8:34 am
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
yes.
1
10/07/2017 11:09 am
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
OBAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA
1
09/12/2017 7:56 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
comment section: dead.
kinda wondering what other people think of this..
1
09/18/2017 8:01 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK

*kills everyone*
1
09/18/2017 8:43 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
babe
ya getting violent
1
09/19/2017 5:08 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
WHO CARES

*breaks all your ribs*
1
09/19/2017 5:49 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
sexy
1
09/30/2017 8:38 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
I will skin you alive, pour salt all over you, let goats lick it off, make you walk over a mile of legos, shove burning hot coals down your throat, just to bash your head in with a hammer if you ever do so much as say the word "sexy" again.
1
08/24/2017 6:07 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
Okay, we put like more than 100 comments here...
1
08/25/2017 9:15 am
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
*dies*
1
08/25/2017 4:37 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
lol
1
08/26/2017 10:03 am
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
*has a Vietnam war flashback triggered by you speaking like a 12 year old girl*
1
08/26/2017 10:21 am
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
*puckers lips*
1
08/26/2017 10:03 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
LOL NO
*becomes a feminist and gets you arrested for harassment*
1
08/20/2017 1:13 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
*jumps on top of you and tries to kiss you once again*
1
08/20/2017 2:33 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
*Screams "CHEERS LOVES, THE CALVARY'S NOT QUEER!" and stabs you with a fork*
1
08/20/2017 2:46 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
too bad, I'm not gay ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\З= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =Ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
--
but I'm not being smart either
1
08/20/2017 3:01 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Yep. *marries Obama*
1
08/20/2017 3:16 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
*punches you in the face*
BABE, HOW COULD YOU?
1
08/20/2017 3:22 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
*moves to Russia so that gay people won't be a problem anymore*
1
08/17/2017 4:06 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
*gives you another kiss*
1
08/17/2017 4:12 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
*Gets triggered and shoots you*
1
08/17/2017 4:46 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
COME ON LEMME KISS YA
1
08/17/2017 5:07 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
NOPE

*goes into feminist mode and calls 911*
1
08/17/2017 5:46 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
*falls on your face*
1
08/17/2017 8:49 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
*starts screaming the lyrics of The Mine Song*
1
08/15/2017 10:45 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
JoJo4Ever
get off this site right now
1
08/16/2017 12:22 am
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Why? MLG Cookies taste best when you're browsing the internet whilst eating them.
1
08/15/2017 5:18 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
...
may i shoot you
1
10/08/2017 5:27 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
To think it all started with thise single comment....
1
08/15/2017 6:49 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Only if you are the one and only...




SANTIAGO
1
08/15/2017 6:51 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
*shoots you anyway*
1
08/15/2017 6:53 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
At least yell SANTIAGO  when you shoot me next time.
1
08/15/2017 7:13 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
raisa
BABAY


*shoots*
1
08/15/2017 7:23 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
SANTIAGO


*
shoots you back*

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