How to make MLG cookies

YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK!!! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE LAZY!!!!!!!!!

You will need the following:

3/4cup granulated sugar3/4cup packed brown sugar1cup butter or margarine, softened1teaspoon vanilla1egg 2 1/4cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour1teaspoon baking soda1/2teaspoon salt
Doritos
Doritos
More doritos
Mountain dew
A will to live
A house
A oven

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Alright you got everything? Cool, now you need to get in the MLG zone before creating MLG cookies.

Play a round of overwatch
Put on your Obey hat
360 NO SCOPE a scrublord on a game (doesn't matter which one)
Play through everything added in Legion (Talkin bout WoW here)
Beat dat enderdragon with yo fists
Git gud
Have dat dubstep playin

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In the mood now? You better be. Now, time to make the cookies.

Heat oven to 375ºF.

Mix sugars, butter, vanilla and egg in large bowl. Stir in flour, baking soda and salt (dough will be stiff). Crunch up the doritos and pur em in alongside a 16 oz bottle of Mountain Dew.

Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool Slightly REAL MLG PEEPS DON'T NEED TO COOL DOWN THEIR FOOD!!!

Eat the COOKIES!!

Grab yo Xbox controller and play hardcore style to burn those calories, cuz us gamers gotta stay fit yo.

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Waddya mean, it tastes bad? Oh wait, I forgot. Only REAL MLG peeps can appreciate the Mounatin Dew and doritos.

Waddya mean, I has bad grammar in this? Real MLG PEEPS NO NEED GRAMMAR!!

This took alot of trial and error, I suffered so that you wouldn't have to. Tasted sorta good though.

Whydya put dis on PMC ya ask? Well, me says, PMC is bout minecraft, minecraft is a game, MLG peeps play minecraft, and deez cookies r MLG.

This was stupid and tasted rather disgusting at times