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How to not get blown up, shot in the knee by a skeleton, or eaten alive by your dead brothers (unedited)

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avatar jshadowhunter44
Level 20 : Expert Princess
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:WARNING: this blog has extreme amounts of sarcasm, and awkward pauses... You have been warned. (p.s this was the best person we can find, DONT TRY THIS AT HOME) (p.s.s this is the unedited version)


So... hi i am your official guide on how to not be blown up, shot in the knee by a skeleton, or eaten alive by your dead brothers. Why was i selected... Because the producer thought it might be more successful if hosted by a extremely awesome girl (i'm the extremely awesome girl btw)... ANYWAYS what should i talk about first :director: How to not get creeped on :the extremely awesome girl: But i got exploded like ten seconds ago, see the hole in the wall :director: oh... yeah... your a girl just talk about what you think :extremely awesome girl: kk! so to not be blown up you have to hug the creeper, because creepers need hugs too, and after that he will be your creeper pet and re-spawn in your bed every time it blows up, it only works sometimes. You can also just strike up a conversation with him then walk away hoping he thinks you are a creeper like him!.. Oh, yeah and to not get shot in the knee by a skeleton you cover your knee with your hand... Then technically, you aren't shot in the knee, but in your hand! Yet to not get hit at all, YOU DODGE THEM... MATRIX STYLE... LIKE THIS "extremely awesome girl has died" *extremely awesome enters the room out of breath* OH GOD it is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG walk from the spawn to here, can i have some bread!? *bread gets pegged at extremely awesome girl's face* thank you! anywho, now how to not get eaten alive! OH GOD A ZOMBIE RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
:random grandpa: HEY... IT IS JUST ME!


So that is the tutorial on how to not get blown up, shot in the knee by a skeleton, or eaten alive by your dead brothers

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07/17/2012 5:17 am
Level 23 : Expert Archer
snowie525
here a tut on how to defend yourself from creepers: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/how-to-defend-yourself-from-creepers/
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07/26/2012 6:09 pm
Level 20 : Expert Princess
jshadowhunter44
can you like not self promote in my comment section ;) thank you
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07/26/2012 8:56 pm
Level 23 : Expert Archer
snowie525
sorry, so many people are doing it and i neded just a little more views. if u want, i wont do it on your post, but it wont stop me from doing it all together.
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07/27/2012 9:07 pm
Level 20 : Expert Princess
jshadowhunter44
lol i did the same on your blog, it is fine now, since your got so many views due to it, just promote me a little too?
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07/31/2012 4:41 pm
Level 23 : Expert Archer
snowie525
how could a comment make my views rise? i allready had over 200 views.
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07/31/2012 7:58 pm
Level 20 : Expert Princess
jshadowhunter44
exactly you already had over 200 views, i had like 100, dont steal my potential fans, to make them yours, it just isnt fair
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