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How to troll phone scammers

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Chikerenaham avatar Chikerenaham
Level 36 : Artisan Crafter
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So today I am going to teach you how to troll different type phone scammers:





"Microsoft Employees"



Method No.1: Act like a noob



"Bob": Hi, my name is Bob, your windows computer has a virus-
 You: Wut a computer?


Method No. 2: Trollolololololol

"Bob": Hi, my name is Bob, I'm from Microsoft and your windows computer has a virus, would you please go to this link: (link not added) and download the program that will help clear out the virus in your compueter?
 You: Sure, but- 
  Then play the troll song on full blast. Link found here: The Troll Song


Method No. 3: Act like Obama


"Bob": Hi, my nam is Bob and I am here to tell you that your computer has a virus. You will need to install a program that will remove the virus. But I will first need your Addres, then your computer IP Address 
You: Ok, here is my Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20500
"Bob": But that's the white house!
 You (Your best Obama Accent): THAT'S RIGHT, I AM OBAMA, NOW GO AWAY



Method No.4: Play along, but with a mac


"Bob" Hello, I am Bob from Microsoft and I am here to tell you that your computer have a problem. Will you please download this .exe file in order for us to control your computer
You: Sure, But I can't open the folder for som reason?
"Bob": Huh? I'll fix it.
You: Still doesn't work
- One hour later going through this process
You: I have a mac, is that why it won't work?




Against scammers like this: You won $100000000000000!


Method No.1

Stranger: You won $10 000 000 000 000 00! Please collect it here: (Address removed)
You: Mail it to me
Stranger: Wa?-
You: You know my phone number so you should know noe my address, mail it to me
Stranger: errr..... But-
-Cuts the conversation


I need you credit card details


Method No.1: Be a child

Stranger: Hello there sir, it seems that your credit card has some problems, I need your credit card detail in order to fix that.
You: Sorry, you called the wrong number, I am a son. If you want to contact my dad, call this: 911





Method No.2: Straight on (Works for kids that still are 14 or below)

Stranger: Hello there, I need your credit card details to fix some problems that occured in your account.
Hands your phone to your mother
Stranger: Hello? Hello?
Mom: Yes?
Stranger: Hello there, I need your credit card details to fix some problems that occured in your account.
Mom: GO AWAY OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU






Method No.3: Baby (Only if you have a baby brother/sister)


Stranger: Hello there, it seems that your credit card have some problems and it is messing up. I need your credit card deatails in order to fix it, may I ask what is your account password?
Put your baby brother/sister on the phone and make him/her cry
Stranger: Hello? Hello? Is your mother there?




Special Thanks to this thread!: http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/worst-phone-call-scam-t446512.html


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Update #1 : 10/29/2014 10:28:55 pmOct 29th, 2014

- Added two new methods to troll phone scammers!

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06/27/2015 5:56 pm
Level 44 : Master Nerd
that2guy
that2guy avatar
You should listen for a bit, the ask a question with a really long answer, put down the phone and have lunch. Then come back and say:

"Could you repeat that please, i was having lunch"

LOL, diamond
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07/08/2015 11:55 am
Level 36 : Artisan Crafter
Chikerenaham
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sorry.... I was inactive quite a while on PMC. Gonna add it. Thanks for the awesome suggestion! :D
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06/27/2015 5:56 pm
Level 44 : Master Nerd
that2guy
that2guy avatar
Is one of your tags 'Mom'?

weird...
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10/29/2014 11:33 pm
Level 43 : Master Button Pusher
Porygon45
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nice!
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11/01/2014 5:52 am
Level 36 : Artisan Crafter
Chikerenaham
Chikerenaham avatar
thanks!
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10/27/2014 9:40 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster Programmer
sycoinc
sycoinc avatar
let them talk if you have time if they call you, try and ix your problems while not doing it then say oh i have a mac, is that why its not working
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10/30/2014 3:11 am
Level 36 : Artisan Crafter
Chikerenaham
Chikerenaham avatar
Thanks! Added it to the list  :)
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10/27/2014 4:41 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
kat88101
kat88101 avatar
one time a phone scammer called my mom and said there was a warrant out for arrest so she needed to send them money or something (i know i don't get it either). so by the end of the conversation the phone scammer was accusing my mom of scamming him and that he was gonna call the police.
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10/27/2014 7:18 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Crafter
Chikerenaham
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lol
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10/27/2014 4:40 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Warrior
katiebug586
katiebug586 avatar
I don't get why mine got deleted for "blacklisting".What.
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