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I think villagers are not human

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Ok, this is the FIRST in the Steve/Mob dilemma series. Hope you enjoy it! I personally think that villagers are not human because they have a different skin, different way of life - they differ from Steve ALOT, and this can only mean that they differ…. from steve. For instance (it means example), if steve is mining diamonds, the villagers will be trading emeralds. and if steve is fighting zombies, villagers are fleeing from them. if you agree, leave maybe a comment below. Thanks!
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02/13/2014 9:20 am
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Herobrinebuster
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They aren't human because they're bald and live differently? that seems racist to me somehow
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02/23/2014 10:42 am
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tofu66
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The nose too!!!
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02/14/2014 10:28 am
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TrustworthyInspector
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No, because they - well look at them
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02/13/2014 11:40 am
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gabe4356
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^
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02/12/2014 9:24 pm
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ElEcTrIkWoLf476
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Villagers = Testificates

Testificates = Your balls (Quite literally.)

Your balls = On your body

On your body = Human

So the villagers are really really early forms of human beings. :D
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02/12/2014 9:51 pm
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RoboShadow
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No dude, Testificates is a derogatory term used for villagers, quite like the N word.
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02/13/2014 5:23 pm
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TrustworthyInspector
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What n word?
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02/13/2014 8:07 pm
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RoboShadow
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You know, the one African Americans use (I don't want to be dubbed racist)
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02/14/2014 4:15 am
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TrustworthyInspector
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Oh yeah, I get you! The n word n----r.
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02/13/2014 8:51 am
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TheColorBlindCuber
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uh.. no. Test-Candidate or Testificate, Testificate is not even the right word by the way...

That's what they were called before Villager.
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