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if minecraft is a text adventure game (and probably bought by EA) (part 1)

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<You> I going to play this new CYA game!

<Narrator>: Welcome to Minecrap! splash: also try Terraria!!

Choose:
allow me to play stupid <
playing hjghpingell and stuff
minecrap realms
log out the world

<You> Of course play!!

new world
select existing world <
delete existing world
re-create existing world

<Narrator> Oops! You haven't create a world yet! Create a world by selecting "new world". Unnecessary? An error? Well, try to type a world code!!

<You> I will try write a code.. I heard I could get diamonds..

type code <
back

<Narrator> Oops! Your system crashed but you do have a game! Unnecessary? Well, try to buy premium MinePlus membership. Trust me, it is worth it! (btw our game studio, mojack inc, just bought buy electronic farts!!)

<You> What in the Arabic restaurant in a dungeon?!

see features of being a mp member
back <

<You> I will make a new world then..

new world <select existing worlddelete existing worldre-create existing world

<You> Okay..

there is a tree, grass terrain and a lake

<You> SWIM!!!

chop a tree
destroy grasses
swim <

you swim (90% chance survive, 0.1% chance killed by an eel 0.1% chance died because wearing a mask with a smile 9.8% died because you just too stupid) and died because you just too stupid

<You> Heck???

revive <
back to title screen

<Narrator> Oops! Your system crashed but you do have a game! Unnecessary? Well, try to buy premium MinePlus membership. Trust me, it is worth it! (btw our game studio, mojack inc, just bought buy electronic farts!!)

<You> Again??

see features of being a mp member <
back

<Narrator> Fredwars minigame by Highpingel™, code thingy, revive, solve my financial issue and that's it! Can't do? Stole your mother's credit card, idiot!

<You> What the freaky long-legged Freddy Fazbear?

buy for $199,99
back <

<You> well, I guess that's it. peace✌
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