Here is my interview with a creeper I found in a abandoned mine one day.
Me- So how were your kind created?
Creeper- Notch tried to create an inverted pig, but a bug created usssssssss....
Me- Why aren't you exploding?
Creeper- I want to ssssssspend my only life when a very good opportunity arrivesssss, when it isssss leassst expected.
Me- err..... * Steps back a few blocks * Is there a reason your kind like to blow up people's stuff?
Creeper- Well, I only like watching your reaction when I do it, because its funny when you cry!
Me- I don't cr-!
*BOOM*
Me- NOOO MY DIAMONDS!
Me- noo....
Me- *cries*