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avatar FrodoPiano
Level 9 : Apprentice Engineer
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As the team and I go through the world, we find a village and decide to interview a villager.
FrodoPiano: So what is it like being a villager?
Villager: Hmmmm.
FrodoPiano: I see. Does it ever bother you that you are one of the less respected mobs?
Villager (sadly): Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmm.
F: Now why would that be?
V: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hmmm.
F: Come on. You can tell me.
V: Hmmmm?
F: Sure. I won't laugh.
V: Hmmmm.
F: You are afraid of me stealing your emeralds?
V: Mmm hmmm.
(nods)
F: Do you have any?

V: Mmm hmmm.
(nods)

F: Can I have them?
V: Mmm mmm.
(shakes head)
F:What if I told you I rigged the village in case this would happen? Then could I have them?

V: Mmm mmm.
(shakes head)
F: You're not very smart.

V: Mmm hmmm.
(nods)
(we hear a button clicking, a fuse going off and a large bang, sadly concluding our interview)

Come back next time for interview with a silverfish: interview with a silverfish
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10 replies

1
01/11/2014 8:53 am
Level 24 : Expert Skinner
Azazaa
Hehe, cool
1
05/11/2014 2:17 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Engineer
FrodoPiano
Thank you.
1
01/05/2014 2:13 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Engineer
FrodoPiano
Check out the new interview with the link above.
1
01/05/2014 1:03 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Architect
discodancer101
lol FrodoPiano
1
01/03/2014 5:56 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
minecraftman86654
that intervew was really funny hahaha
1
01/03/2014 3:49 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
OO7spy-Dare-exeter
Terrible. Like every other mob interview out there.
1
01/09/2014 7:06 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Explorer
tony dave
oh shutup it was hilarious
1
09/05/2014 8:22 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Engineer
FrodoPiano
:)
1
01/03/2014 12:00 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Warrior
flyingd25
cool
1
01/03/2014 12:12 am
Level 31 : Artisan Dragonborn
veeca
lol nice.

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