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avatar SoarynTheEagle
Level 33 : Artisan Unicorn
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So recently I was playing on a minecraft server and a guy popped up giving the whole "Hi! I'm from planet minecraft!" schpeel. Instead of telling him to screw off as I normally would, I decided to drop him a line and mess around with him for a bit. This is the result.


Interview with a guy "From planetminecraft."


Person: Hi! I'm from planet minecraft!

Person: I need to conduct a test on this server to see if it's up to planetminecraft standards. I'll need OP for that.

Me: Oh yeah sure. Just a second. I need to ask a few questions to make sure that you're not a troll.

Person: Who are you?

Me: I'm the owner. I'm on an alternate account so it doesn't show.

Person: Ok. Could you give me OP now?

Me: Nope! I've gotta ask those questions first!

Person: Wouldn't it be easier if you just gave it to me?

Me: Silly billy! I can't do that. You're not swaggy enough.

Person: Swaggy?

Me: Y'know. The secret police and all that. They worship the great god of swag. Don't question it.

Person: Allright... about that OP.

Me: Oh right! First question: How many muffins have you eaten today?

Person: What does that have to do with minecraft?

Me: DON'T QUESTION THE PROCESS!

Person: Ummm sorry. I guess I haven't eaten any today.

Me: Oh thank swag. Trolls ALWAYS eat muffins. It's the first sign!

Me: Second question, do you worship the great god swag?

Person: No.

Me: SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! TOSS HIM IN THE VOLCANO OF DOOM!

Person: Wait wait wait!

Me: NONE CAN WAIT FOR THE NONBELIEVER! SHUN HIM!

Me: SHUN HIM!

Person: Sorry sorry! I thought that read sag not swag. Of course I worship him!

Me: Oh good. We'd have to toss you in the volcano for that!

Me: Third question, do you like waffles?

Person: Yes.

Me: Do you like pancakes?

Person: Yes... (I think he sees where this is going :P)

Me: How about French toast? Do you like that?

Person: Sure.

Me: DOO DOO DOO DOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET ENOUGHLES! YAY!

Person: Is that it?

Me: Nerp. There's one more very important question.

Person: Ok.

Me: What part of planetminecraft are you from?

Person: The blogging section.

Me: Oh great! You passed the test. Now you can get in the waiting line with the rest of the "Planet minecraft staff"

Me: /me winks

Person: I really am staff.

Me: Yeah, I know.

Me: /me winks

Person: Really!

Me: I know that! Why do you keep telling me?

Me: /me winks

Person: God [REDACTED] I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS [REDACTED]! THIS SERVER IS SO GETTING REMOVED FROM PLANTED MINECRAFT!

Me: No.

Me: Please.

Me: Don't.

(Person has gone offline)

Me: What an idiot.



And that's the story of how I made a random ten year old rage until he peed his pants. Maybe, I'm not really sure. I hope I'm right.






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31 replies

1
02/04/2014 5:54 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Skinner
PartyRocker1013
Idiot: I'm from Planet Minecraft

We can't help you! We're not employers! And if you ARE from Planet Minecraft and check to see if the server meets your so- called "standards", the heck are you guys gonna do about it if the server doesn't meet your liking? Are you gonna caps me to death?
1
01/26/2014 1:11 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Cowboy
VastnessTheEpic
Say your from the minecraft wiki or fourms :)
1
01/25/2014 7:09 am
Level 29 : Expert Pixel Painter
3picdonut421
trollolololololololololololololol this is funny :D diamond
1
01/25/2014 2:21 am
Level 27 : Expert Taco
VthX_Zenith
Lol! I love it
1
01/24/2014 7:19 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Taco
Gigorahk
OMG this same thing happened to me a few weeks ago.
1
01/24/2014 3:35 am
Level 44 : Master Bunny
randomjunglecreeper
Lol, planted minecraft
1
01/23/2014 11:52 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Farmer
DR_WHO12345
ive seen a troll like this and this my friend is freaken so funy i nearly peed my pant...OR DID I .
1
01/23/2014 10:26 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Robot
ElementalAndroid
Hilarious!
1
01/23/2014 7:56 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Warrior
LoZFTW
What the normal conversation gones with a "PLANET MINECRAFT OWNER"
Person: HIDERE IM FROM PLANET MINECRAFT I OWN IT."
Me: OKAY, NOW WAIT IN THAT LINE OVER THERE. ;)
PERSON: OKAY.
*10 hours later*
PERSON: IM REMOVING THIS AND BANNING YOU FROM PLAN MINCERAFT.
Me: OKAY, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT? NO.
*MarioZeldaFTW has banned ShigeruMinecraft(I DIDN"T FACKING KNOW?!)*
1
01/23/2014 7:28 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Ranger
Makuta00
Dude! I need to tell my staff to do this! Thank you so much! *Passes a diamond to the author*
1
01/23/2014 7:15 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
Fanjawi
I love this hahahaha
1
01/23/2014 4:09 pm
Level 23 : Expert Ranger
stonewall380
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
1
01/23/2014 10:59 am
Level 27 : Expert Nerd
TehDansorz
I am seriously going to do this to every single 'planet minecraft staff member' on my servers.
1
01/22/2014 9:29 pm
Level 28 : Expert Artist
ExpertMinecraftian
Loved this. Great Job. What if the kid saw this, lol.
1
01/23/2014 9:56 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Pig
commando8797
Then 10 years later he'll have a good laugh about it.
Or he'll forget, either one.
1
01/22/2014 8:39 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Crafter
pacpack
lol
1
01/22/2014 8:05 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Hunter
glodude
lol this is great
1
01/22/2014 7:58 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Modder
DeJay
That sub picture at end of post XD XD XD
1
01/22/2014 1:53 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Mage
robkerobingames2
this is damn funny dude :D
1
01/22/2014 1:47 pm
Level 25 : Expert Engineer
GreaseCraft
Totally subbed man.
1
01/22/2014 12:57 pm
Level 41 : Master Nether Knight
fritzfun123
You seriously had to do Parry Grip's "Do You Like Waffles" song? rofl, +1 Diamond!
1
01/21/2014 11:12 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Artist
Ender_Eely
This was just awesome, great job. I got a good laugh out of this.
1
01/21/2014 10:25 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Architect
camac21
I love when people do this xD so funny!
1
01/21/2014 10:09 pm
Level 28 : Expert Dragonborn
CrazyHecticLife
That's hilarious! What an idiot!
1
01/21/2014 10:02 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Engineer
ME1312
LOLLLLLLLL
1
01/21/2014 9:34 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
aaaapppsapapppppp
I sent this to the owner of my favorite server. This is amazing.
1
01/21/2014 10:04 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Unicorn
SoarynTheEagle
Hope he likes it. I'm surprised it got this far XD
1
01/21/2014 10:37 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
aaaapppsapapppppp
oh he will XD
1
01/21/2014 9:05 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Architect
deadacct
Probably the greatest one of these stories :p
1
01/21/2014 8:35 pm
Level 46 : Master Modder
MrComputerGhost
Genius... Just Genius...
1
01/21/2014 8:05 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Network
mercurana
I'm going to do this next time I see someone like that :)

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