START THE INTERVIEW:

Me: Squidward How ya Doing in the Krusty Crab?

Squidward: Just great....

Me: well how are you feeling in minecraft world?

Squidward: I feel like Getting teased by Steve and why do they call me Villager or NPC Villager?
im a tourist in this place not a Villager.

Me: Well hehe that's nothing to know because ...heheh Going on...so How does it feel if spongebob was around?

Squidward: it feels wierd because when i look at a player building and having fun it feels like im seeing SPONGEBOB!!!!!!! AHHHHH!

Me: Squidward is spongebob bothering you?

Squidward: no,ummmm no he dose'nt

Me: Sure?"

Squidward: uhhh ya sure

Me: okay back to the Interview so Is Mr Crabs giving you a salary you like?

Squidward: No he only gives me $2 Daily... i want to quit my job but he dose'nt let me...

(Mr Crabs Watching TV) - i can hear you Squidward!!!!

Me: so i was hoping Mr.Crabs did'nt hear this...

(Mr Crabs) Squidward will get some Salary...he wants $0.00

Squidward: Any more questions?

Me: Oh ya and if you were a minecraft player How would you feel?

Squidward: I would feel that i would hate myself because my old self hates my new self

Me: Ohh K?
going to the next question " how old is your grandma?

Squidward: do you even make this questions before i came here or your'e just making them now???

Me: Ummm i made it before you came here hehe (Nervous Face)
and lets talk about your Claranet....

Squidward: oh yah just fine and then SPONGEBOB Broke that thing!!!

Me: okay bye everyone !

Squidward: watch me in stage with my claranet tommorow!

Audience - BOOOO Villagers Suck!!! we Love Steve !

Me: okay Goodbye Everyone Shakararaka !