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Interviewing With Mobs Part 2 :D

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avatar SamAiman
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
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Hey! I'm back with PART 2 of Interviewing With Mobs!!!
Part 1 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-1-d/
Part 3 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-3-d/
Part 4 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-4-d/

Interview with Skeleton:

Me: Hey Skeleton, mind for a short interview?
Skeleton: Yeah sure, what do you want to ask?
Me: How do you craft a bow?
Skeleton: Honestly, I don't know. Probably I was coded with it. I would prefer a sword anyway.
Me: Nah, you don't need a sword, because you can't even shoot people properly xD
Skeleton: HOW DARE YOU?!?! MY ARMY, GET HIM!
Me: Aww nuts .-.
SamAiman was quad-headshotted by Army of Angry Skeletons. x4 BONUS!

Interview with Chicken:

Me: Hey cute little buddy, want to have some interview?
Chicken: Okokok :D
Me: What?
Chicken: Okokok okokoko okokokok :)
Me: Oh, you meant ok. Nice! So what do you do when you are about to lay eggs?
Chicken: Okokokokoko okokokokokoko *POP**POP*. Okokoko :D
Me: Err.. okay... thanks for taking your time.

Interview with Pig:

Me: Hey piggeh, can I interview you?
Pig: Oink ok. Oink what oink do oink you oink want oink to oink ask?
Me: Is that what you normally speak?
Pig: Oink yeah.
Me: Can you make it stop? I can't really stand that kind of language.
Pig: Oink what? Oink you oink jealous?
Me: Grr.....
*2 hours later*
Me: Ahh.. this porkchop is nice :)

Interview with Cow:

Me: Hey cow! Would you mind for an interview?
Cow: Sure! What do you want to ask?
Me: Why are you so fat?
Cow: How dare you D:
Me: You said you wanted an interview, so I am asking why are you so fat?
Cow: Because I'm gonna eat you!
Me: Hahah xD Good one!
Cow: Seriously, there's my husband behind you.
*Turns back*
Me: Oh..my..nuts.

SamAiman was slain by Bull and got stewed by Cow

Interview with Sheep:

Me: Hey sheep, would you like an interview with me?
Sheep: With you? Hell no!
Me: Why?? I am just an innocent guy who wants an interview D:
Sheep: Because you will post it in Planet Minecraft and let the whole world laugh!
Me: How did you know?
Sheep: Because I am your imagination =='

Hope you guys enjoy this Part 2! Comment whether I should make Part 3!!
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07/28/2013 8:33 pm
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
Sheep... What if the sheep are not actually real? You know, when you hunt them they only drop their wool and no meat like other animals, they might be just your imagination. You use wool to make a bed, but what if the bed doesn't actually exist? What if you just sleep on a piece of wood? Sheep are the most useless passive mobs in the game. What if they are not really in the game? Notch didn't code them, they just kinda, appeared... What are they? Where did they come from? And what do they want from us? Maybe we'll never know. But remember, keep your eyes on the sheep in your world. They might do anything....
1
07/30/2013 12:35 am
Level 38 : Artisan Sweetheart
tinzin
But then... how can I walk on wool blocks?
1
07/30/2013 6:24 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
You can really fly but you don't know it. So when you walk on wool blocks you're really flying.
1
07/30/2013 11:45 am
Level 38 : Artisan Sweetheart
tinzin
I've tried flying. I can't!
YOU LIE
1
07/31/2013 6:58 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
Well, your character doesn't know it...
1
07/28/2013 8:34 pm
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
Dafuq did I just write? :D
1
07/29/2013 12:41 pm
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
LOL :P
1
07/28/2013 6:06 pm
Level 1 : New Princess
nfugi
I LOVE THE SHEEP
1
07/28/2013 6:14 pm
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
<3
1
07/28/2013 6:20 pm
Level 1 : New Princess
nfugi
Diamond + sub
1
07/28/2013 10:06 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Taco
xXEpic_LloyedXx
3rd Part Idea:
Enderdragon
Wither
Wither Skeleton
Pigmen
1
07/28/2013 10:07 am
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
I am gonna do that actually, but thanks :)
1
07/28/2013 10:23 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Taco
xXEpic_LloyedXx
Lol XD
1
07/28/2013 9:03 am
Level 42 : Master Batman
Patriots_Terran
I LOVE IT DO PART 3 xD
1
07/28/2013 3:47 am
Level 24 : Expert Taco
Jaxtrm_
Soon you could revisit mobs, once you run out while working on the 8th one.
1
07/28/2013 3:31 am
Level 4 : Apprentice Miner
coyote12321
MAKE A 3RD ONE
1
07/28/2013 1:53 am
Level 31 : Artisan Blockhead
FlatSplatMatt-
Lol so crack up!
You deserve a sub!
(and diamond)
1
07/28/2013 12:59 am
Level 43 : Master Artist
ardent_skies
Interviewing squids... Ahhh that would be fun :3
1
07/27/2013 7:39 pm
Level 1 : New Dragon
duke1518
LOL. I like the skeleton one the most!
1
07/27/2013 4:36 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
PeachSmart
For part 3 make an interview with a Slime, Magma Cube, Ghast, Blaze and Wither Skeleton!
1
07/27/2013 3:18 pm
Level 49 : Master Cowboy
Star
Hilarious. cx
1
07/27/2013 2:49 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Skinner
Ilikecaik
Hi

Bump
1
07/27/2013 12:07 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Taco
RainbowBarfer
Hi
1
07/27/2013 12:49 pm
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
Hi :3
1
07/27/2013 10:55 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Taco
RainbowBarfer
Lol
1
07/27/2013 11:05 am
Level 1 : New Miner
StellarCrazy
Iterveiw with CREEPER
1
07/27/2013 12:50 pm
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
It's in Part 1 :3
1
07/27/2013 10:51 am
Level 1 : New Crafter
denkata18
NIce cant wait for part 3
1
07/27/2013 10:48 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Pokemon
TheWombatDonut
MAKE PART 3!
1
07/27/2013 10:25 am
Level 24 : Expert Network
PandemicMoon08
Lol.
1
07/27/2013 9:54 am
Level 21 : Expert Explorer
jacobbooagni
still to funny
1
07/27/2013 8:50 am
Level 24 : Expert Taco
Jaxtrm_
Nicely done, although that sheep isn't your imagination. I should know, being your conscience and all... Wait what? No, nothing, nothing...
1
07/27/2013 8:57 am
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
Ahaha lol xd
1
07/27/2013 8:45 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Warrior
UnTamedWolf
OH MY GWD THIS IS FRIKING FUNNNNY DIMAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
1
07/27/2013 8:48 am
Level 24 : Expert Taco
Jaxtrm_
Whaaaaaa?
1
07/27/2013 7:37 am
Level 28 : Expert Robot
caught_being_good
A nice little humor blog. I like It! I definitely wouldn't mind a 3rd one :D
1
07/27/2013 8:49 am
Level 24 : Expert Taco
Jaxtrm_
And a fourth...
1
07/27/2013 9:01 am
Level 28 : Expert Robot
caught_being_good
then a fifth...
1
07/27/2013 9:05 am
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
then a sixth... LOL
1
07/28/2013 3:46 am
Level 24 : Expert Taco
Jaxtrm_
Followed closely by a seventh,
1
07/27/2013 9:19 am
Level 28 : Expert Robot
caught_being_good
Wouldn't mind a sixth. Nope wouldn't mind a sixth at all...:p
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