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Interviewing With Mobs Part 2 :D

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SamAiman's Avatar SamAiman
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
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Hey! I'm back with PART 2 of Interviewing With Mobs!!!
Part 1 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-1-d/
Part 3 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-3-d/
Part 4 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-4-d/

Interview with Skeleton:

Me: Hey Skeleton, mind for a short interview?
Skeleton: Yeah sure, what do you want to ask?
Me: How do you craft a bow?
Skeleton: Honestly, I don't know. Probably I was coded with it. I would prefer a sword anyway.
Me: Nah, you don't need a sword, because you can't even shoot people properly xD
Skeleton: HOW DARE YOU?!?! MY ARMY, GET HIM!
Me: Aww nuts .-.
SamAiman was quad-headshotted by Army of Angry Skeletons. x4 BONUS!

Interview with Chicken:

Me: Hey cute little buddy, want to have some interview?
Chicken: Okokok :D
Me: What?
Chicken: Okokok okokoko okokokok :)
Me: Oh, you meant ok. Nice! So what do you do when you are about to lay eggs?
Chicken: Okokokokoko okokokokokoko *POP**POP*. Okokoko :D
Me: Err.. okay... thanks for taking your time.

Interview with Pig:

Me: Hey piggeh, can I interview you?
Pig: Oink ok. Oink what oink do oink you oink want oink to oink ask?
Me: Is that what you normally speak?
Pig: Oink yeah.
Me: Can you make it stop? I can't really stand that kind of language.
Pig: Oink what? Oink you oink jealous?
Me: Grr.....
*2 hours later*
Me: Ahh.. this porkchop is nice :)

Interview with Cow:

Me: Hey cow! Would you mind for an interview?
Cow: Sure! What do you want to ask?
Me: Why are you so fat?
Cow: How dare you D:
Me: You said you wanted an interview, so I am asking why are you so fat?
Cow: Because I'm gonna eat you!
Me: Hahah xD Good one!
Cow: Seriously, there's my husband behind you.
*Turns back*
Me: Oh..my..nuts.

SamAiman was slain by Bull and got stewed by Cow

Interview with Sheep:

Me: Hey sheep, would you like an interview with me?
Sheep: With you? Hell no!
Me: Why?? I am just an innocent guy who wants an interview D:
Sheep: Because you will post it in Planet Minecraft and let the whole world laugh!
Me: How did you know?
Sheep: Because I am your imagination =='

Hope you guys enjoy this Part 2! Comment whether I should make Part 3!!
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07/28/2013 8:33 pm
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trolz666
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Sheep... What if the sheep are not actually real? You know, when you hunt them they only drop their wool and no meat like other animals, they might be just your imagination. You use wool to make a bed, but what if the bed doesn't actually exist? What if you just sleep on a piece of wood? Sheep are the most useless passive mobs in the game. What if they are not really in the game? Notch didn't code them, they just kinda, appeared... What are they? Where did they come from? And what do they want from us? Maybe we'll never know. But remember, keep your eyes on the sheep in your world. They might do anything....
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07/30/2013 12:35 am
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tinzin
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But then... how can I walk on wool blocks?
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07/30/2013 6:24 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
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You can really fly but you don't know it. So when you walk on wool blocks you're really flying.
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07/30/2013 11:45 am
Level 42 : Master System
tinzin
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I've tried flying. I can't!
YOU LIE
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07/31/2013 6:58 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
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Well, your character doesn't know it...
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07/28/2013 8:34 pm
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
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Dafuq did I just write? :D
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07/29/2013 12:41 pm
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
SamAiman
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LOL :P
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07/28/2013 6:06 pm
Level 1 : New Princess
nfugi
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I LOVE THE SHEEP
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07/28/2013 6:14 pm
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SamAiman
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<3
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07/28/2013 6:20 pm
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nfugi
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Diamond + sub
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