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avatar PixelPupp
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
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Holla mah people~

PixelPupp is gonna share you some corny awesome jokes >:)))


Disney Jokes
1. Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for 'POOH'
2. Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet? Because they go lost in C 
3. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's
4. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the web? iPad Minnie
5. How do frogs die? They kermit suicide

Minecraft Jokes
1. If there would be a Minecraft movie, it would be a
 blockbuster
2. What's the sport of Minecraft? Boxing
3. Why don't  blazes ever make businesses? Because they keep firing people
4. Why can't the Enderman read? Because the Enderman always starts at the End
5. Where do Ghasts live? At the nether-lands

Animal Jokes
1. Why did the ant fall of the toilet seat? Because the ant was pissed off
2. What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? "Cheap! Cheap!"
3. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
4. How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button
5. What happens when a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away

Yo mama jokes
1. Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi"
2. Yo mama so ugly, people go as her in Halloween
3. Yo mama so stupid, she thought harlem shake was a drink
4. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
5. Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone



And that's all. Now you can now kill your friends or family members by using these jokes

(c) to the beloved internet :)

It took me an hour to pick one more category of a joke. So comment what should I add. Comment jokes too!! Yours might get featured ;)
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-PixelPupp
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03/11/2015 8:43 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Narwhal
Golden Forever
Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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08/10/2014 1:55 am
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
Yo mama so not hot, she bathes in liquid nitrogen.
1
08/01/2014 7:43 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
dylwells
One from a game called Team Fortress 2 that you probobly dont get:
Yo mama so fat, when she goes through a teleporter she telegibs everyone.
1
07/31/2014 8:35 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Explorer
DuckTummy
Subbed.
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07/31/2014 8:34 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Explorer
DuckTummy
Animal joke:
Me: "What do you call a duck + a tummy?"
You: "What?"
Me: "A DuckTummy!"
1
08/01/2014 11:03 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
I think I can get DOWN with that joke.
1
07/30/2014 11:55 am
Level 14 : Journeyman Network
OfficialVelocity
Yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car.

Great blog dude!
1
07/28/2014 5:15 pm
Level 41 : Master Pixel Puncher
AtomicCookies
"Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention."
-Eric Cartman, South Park.
1
07/30/2014 9:32 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
I really like that one
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07/28/2014 4:37 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Warrior
Numonex
Chuck Norris Category:
Chuck Norris once fought a deadly snake and was bitten. After ten agonizing days the snake died.

Chuck Norris once gave a blind man the ability to see, the first and last thing he saw was Chuck's foot.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.

The only person who cried when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor, no one spanks Chuck Norris.

When Bruce Lee is face with a probem he puts on his Jackie Chan costume. When Jackie Chan is faced with a problem, he puts on his Chuck Norris costume. When Chuck Norris is faced with problem..... oh wait problems run from Chuck Norris.
1
07/28/2014 1:14 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Warrior
Harraya
have you heard that joke they dot tell stupid people
1
08/07/2014 7:06 am
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
Have you seen the clown that hides from stupid people?
1
08/09/2014 8:12 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Warrior
Harraya
yep i shoke his hand
1
08/10/2014 1:54 am
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
Nice, same here, I got a hug. c:
1
07/28/2014 11:45 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
Knock knock      who's there?      doctor        doctor who? oh wait.........dangit
1
07/28/2014 3:52 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
Cheese_Commander
Knock Knock! Who's there? Doo eee. Doo eee who? DOOO EEE WHOOOOOO BOOO BOOO, DA DA DA, DUN, DA DA, DU DAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DA DA DA DA  DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


*episode starts*
1
07/29/2014 9:37 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
Ok?
1
07/29/2014 9:42 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
Cheese_Commander
Get it? Doctor Who theme song? Ok... umm.. bai then, I have no humor...

:(
1
08/07/2014 7:06 am
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
i dont watch doctorwho so this is really bizarre to me o-o
1
08/07/2014 11:23 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
Cheese_Commander
.;,,,;.
1
07/30/2014 3:24 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
Oh, I see now, lol
1
07/30/2014 4:04 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
Cheese_Commander
:P
1
07/27/2014 7:48 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
dylwells
I lold.
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07/27/2014 7:49 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
dylwells
Animal: What do you call 2 crows sitting on a log?
Attempted murder!
1
07/28/2014 11:44 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
I don't get it?
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07/30/2014 10:53 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
dylwells
a group of crows is called a murder of crows.
1
08/01/2014 11:04 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
Oh, I get it now.
1
07/27/2014 5:21 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Explorer
Del_boy211
'you mama's so stoopid dat she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper

There's another one for ya! Great blog btw! xD
1
07/27/2014 7:34 pm
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
Thank youu!!
1
07/27/2014 2:18 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Dragon
Blu3_lightning
Yo' momma's so fat she's attractive... ...gravitationally.
Yo' momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she really, sits around the house.
Yo' momma's so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 4 seasons of breaking bad.
I went for a 3 mile jog today. Half a lap around yo' mom.
Yo' momma's so fat she looks like Mount Everast. Oh... wait a second....
1
07/27/2014 7:51 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
Dat third one tho
1
07/27/2014 1:58 am
Level 26 : Expert Hunter
BaconEater512
That was terrible yet AMAZING
1
07/27/2014 7:34 pm
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
hurhur thank youu
1
07/27/2014 1:38 am
Level 33 : Artisan Ranger
Caporal Dxl
lol
1
07/27/2014 12:01 am
Level 7 : Apprentice Pig
commando8797
Wow, i actually thought up the medusa into stone thing years ago.

Anyways, these are epic jokes!
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07/27/2014 12:26 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
Thank you :) 

I just realized that Medusa is Poseidon's girlfriend.. ._.
1
07/27/2014 4:19 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Fisherman
renderportal
Was... before athena found them together in her temple... and then... yeah
1
07/27/2014 7:35 pm
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
Oh.
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07/26/2014 11:21 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Dolphin
Pigeon_
i love them
1
07/27/2014 12:16 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
Thanks :33
1
07/26/2014 10:14 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Steve
starrynight
Pun-tastic.
1
07/27/2014 12:21 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
Puntastically punny :33
1
07/27/2014 12:46 am
Level 34 : Artisan Steve
starrynight
PUN THE WORLD!
1
07/27/2014 7:50 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
We shall make an army and kill all the people with terrible puns >:))

PUN FORCE UNITE!!
1
07/28/2014 11:43 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Archer
PumpkinKing15
That will end well ;)
1
07/29/2014 5:47 am
Level 34 : Artisan Steve
starrynight
*duun duun duun*

NAZI PUN!

(Now, what? RHYMES?)
1
07/26/2014 9:47 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Pixel Painter
Roorai
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live
Yo mama so fat, the solar system revolves around her


There ya go :)
1
07/26/2014 10:11 pm
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
PixelPupp
Dat last one omg xD
1
07/26/2014 10:13 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Pixel Painter
Roorai
xD
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07/26/2014 9:35 pm
Level 49 : Master Dragon
Dralyona
Whoah these are SO good! Best jokes I have read in a long time! Lol that Frozen one. Too soon.
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