Hey guys! I'm writing this minutes after my first True Story(My friend's stalker), but I really want to share this with you guys, so without further b!tching, let's get right into it!

3 years ago...(I'm pretty sure it was 3.)

Being an asian kid in a asian school, I had to take 3 different languages in 2nd grade. I don't know if they do that in the US, UK or anywhere else, but I doubt it. (BTW, English was my first language.)

So, it was on a Tuesday(I think, could have been a Thursday.), I was stuck in Malay class. The teacher was pacing around talking about grammar or some other sh!t while holding up a textbook. I was trying my hardest to not fall asleep.

Then, SMACK. An eraser hit me in the face. I turned to my left, and I realized my bro Aston threw the eraser at me. I picked it up and flung it back into his gut. He picked it up and threw it at me again.

This kinda went on for a while, looking back, it was actually kinda miraculous the teacher didn't notice our mini-war. About, I dunno it was 3 years ago.. half an hour later I think, he flung the eraser at my head, and it hit solid. Now here's the interesting part.

It hit me hard on the top of my head. But then, it had actually BOUNCED off. It bounced and SMACK. Landed.

Straight in the teacher's face.

Now, I'm not kidding. I watched this all go down, being the launchpad for that miracle throw after all. After it landed in the teacher's face, there was just a 10 second long interval of deathly, complete utter silence before everyone just burst into laughter, including me and Aston. The teacher was just like, 0_0. Then 0_0 turned into >:\. And then it turned into D:<. Right before what we call today, [TEACHER'S NAME] inner demon got unleashed. She just started b!tching to Aston, although she cleary knew it bounced off my head. Yeah, Aston got a lot of heat from the inner demon that day, and I got off scott-free.

And that's it. Aston transfered after 4th grade, I'm still here. The teacher in question transfered to another school at the start of the 4th grade. Moral of the story? Karma's a b!tch. xD. True story guys. Anyways, that about wraps it up for this one, but stay tuned for more true stories! In the meantime guys, BAIII!

Cheers,
Radiant