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SSBM 2018: Lapis - A Parody Blog on Shrek!

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avatar Eli the Zeratoed
Level 46 : Master Professor
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Howdy, y'all! It's me, Eli, back with more orange font than what you can find on a Halloween website! Now, if you've read my blog review on Shrek, you obviously know that I hate this movie to a certain degree, but-

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Woah woah woah! Put down your gem destabilizers! I didn't say that I outright hated the Shrek series! I was going to say that I have a love-hate relationship with the franchise just like how I first initially thought of Steven Universe. The jokes were funny, a few of the characters are likable and sympathetic, but some of the designs threw me off and gave me nightmares.
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Fun fact: Did you know that Shrek was created out of hate instead of love? Now, we all know Katzenburg, the founder of DreamWorks, created this as "unbridled rage" towards Disney, but even most of the animators hated working on this movie as well. During the production of Prince of Egypt, anyone who's animation didn't meet the "perfect" standards were forced to work on this movie, much to their everlasting shame. Why do I bring up these facts? Well, this is exactly how I felt when creating this new "Eli's Parodied Retelling" blog, Lapis.
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Don't get me wrong! I loved making the script for this movie and gathering the images, but grabbing any Shrek-related images felt like a chore. The amount of pictures for this dank meme oni I had to skim through made me cringe in fear and almost gave me nightmares again. The backgrounds and dank meme images were probably the most painful to retrieve, but regardless, I strangely liked making this blog. Something in my mind wanted me to get this revised parody of a parody out in the world, and weirdly enough, my love for this guilty pleasure movie pushed me forward to where we are today!
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Unfortunately, Just like my Beauty and the Beast blog, this story going to be split up into multiple chapters in the "Update logs" section, which is located below this blog. This is because the story gets cut off midway through due to a hidden character limit, and until this issue gets fixed (or not, I sent a ticket and so far, nobody gave a care about it), you're just going to have to take it at face value. Now that you know the gist, go ahead and read this crazy Shrek parody and come back when you're finished! I'll be waiting...
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So, did you enjoy the amazing epic adventures of Lapis and the gang? What!? You said it was an awful cringy fanfiction that enforced the Lapidot ship!?
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Well, even if you didn't enjoy it, I can still respect whatever opinion you have on it, whether you love it or not. I know this year of Spooky Scary Blog Month wasn't that impressive, but that's because I gave myself too many personal breaks from making these blogs. Maybe next year will be better, but I'm hoping this year's Christmas blog series will top this year of disappointment. Maybe if you're lucky, I'll add an extra Spooky Scary Blog Month candy-flavored goodie in November, just to satisfy your post-Halloween depression. For now, enjoy these memes, and have a safe spoopy fright-filled Halloween, regardless if you trick-or-treat or not. Muahahahahahaha!
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12/16/2018 1:56 pm
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anonpmc2535310
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12/31/2018 4:27 am
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Yup, I can see that being me as well. :P
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11/06/2018 10:01 am
Level 35 : Artisan Geek
Darth Lemon
why did you press the B button?!?!?!?
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11/06/2018 7:47 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
I don't know! I had to do it to progress the story! ;~;
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11/02/2018 5:23 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Skinner
BrochachoYT
this is planet minecraft
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11/02/2018 5:37 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
*Facepalm* If I had a nickel every time I heard this, I'd be able to buy Microsoft and all of it's properties.

For Pete's sake, Minecraft is about creativity, and most posts nowadays are about creative ideas, Minecraft or not. If you want Minecraft posts, there's some old blogs of mine you would love to check out. If not, there are plenty of Minecraft blogs and forums out there you can read so then you don't comment stuff like this onto creative blogs like this. I'm not trying to be a grumpy argumentative commenter here, but I'm just trying to bring my mature personal enlightening thoughts onto the issue like what most ranters miss nowadays. That will be all. :3
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11/06/2018 9:56 am
Level 35 : Artisan Geek
Darth Lemon
Id have only $7 :(
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11/06/2018 7:46 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Well, it's an exaggeration. I probably wouldn't have that much money to buy Microsoft. I'd probably only have enough to buy a few three-packs of Bakugan. :P
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12/06/2018 12:38 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Geek
Darth Lemon
Well i guess it is better than buying microsoft
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12/08/2018 1:37 am
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Yeah, I mean, there's not much you can do with Microsoft besides correctly remaking Banjo Kazooie/Conker's Bad Fur Day/Any Rareware property or make Minecraft updates great again. At least with Bakugan three-packs, you get a game and a few Bakugan buddies you can stick on your desk for fun! Now that's definitely worth the cash. :3
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11/04/2018 5:26 pm
Level 46 : Master Enderdragon
TheSilentWind
I wholeheartedly agree with you. Minecraft is about creativity and creating your wildest dreams. :)
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11/04/2018 5:42 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Thanks! You most definitely got that right! :D
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10/28/2018 1:06 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Geek
Darth Lemon
yeet
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10/28/2018 6:23 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Yeet indeed. x3
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10/28/2018 3:33 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Pokemon
DrownedPound
i think...
i think...
I THINK...
I THINK...
u need official music for this amazing blog!
*plays Dance Hall Days on radio*
wait wrong vibe
*switches to New Slang*
better
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10/28/2018 3:36 am
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Thanks! I wish I had the ability to make cool songs like the Living Tombstone could... Then I could make the best Lapis soundtrack ever! :3
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10/27/2018 10:55 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Enderdragon
The FaiyaBLAST
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
YOU NEED A DIAMOND FROM ME
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10/27/2018 11:00 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
ThAnKs FoR tHe ShArPeSt DiAmOnD iN tHe ShEd!
( ; UwU )
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10/28/2018 2:33 am
Level 39 : Artisan Enderdragon
The FaiyaBLAST
we must get a s e q u e l to this
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10/28/2018 3:34 am
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
I was actually thinking of making a sequel to this if it gets popular enough to warrant one. :3
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10/28/2018 3:48 am
Level 39 : Artisan Enderdragon
The FaiyaBLAST
it's
already
popreel'd
you must
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10/28/2018 4:02 am
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
...There is no rest for Eli the Peridot, is there?
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10/27/2018 10:28 pm
Level 38 : Artisan uwu
Woodstockk
i need an adult
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10/28/2018 3:34 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Pokemon
DrownedPound
I shall be an adult in 4 years, soooo...

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10/28/2018 4:28 am
Level 38 : Artisan uwu
Woodstockk
I became an adult 8ish months ago
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10/28/2018 8:01 am
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Well, I guess we're adult buddies, then! xD
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10/28/2018 3:38 am
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Some day you'll be one... Some day. :P
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10/27/2018 11:02 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Well, I became an adult (18 years old) not too long ago, so...

There there. We'll make it through this mess together. *Pats Woodstockk's Head*
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