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Creepers, Dungeons, and Zombies... Oh my!
A Creeper
Creepers are fairly friendly creatures. They run up to you and literally BLOW UP in EXCITEMENT to see you! How lovely! They'll take your breath away and take away some of your many hearts. They are quite the romantic type. If your not feeling like your relationship between a creeper and you are not working out, well then these are some ways to avoid them-
*Run, DON'T swim (swimming never gets you anywhere)
*Stop, drop, and JUMP! (WARNING: DO NOT JUMP OFF A HIGH CLIFF UNLESS INTO A POOL OF WATER)
*Fight, run, fight, run (IN THIS ORDER)
A Dungeon
A dungeon has a lovely interior decorating system, with it's gorgeous moss covered stones and even a beautiful chest! Or two. Or even three! Expensive taste! If you for some reason aren't in the mood to pay a zombie or a skeleton, etc. a visit, then obviously just ignore the mossy stone. HOWEVER, if you want what's in the chest but don't have anything to fight with, simply dig around it. Duh.
A Zombie
Ah, a zombie. What nice neighbors they make. Every time you walk out at night, the seem to follow you, only because they simply adore you and your brains! (if you have one :D joking!) But you see, if you get uncomfortable and feel like you have your own personal stalker, simply wait until morning before going outside and you can see your stalker literally burn to death! Mmm, who's cooking hotdogs?
Hope this little comedy helped with your survival skills! :D
A Creeper
Creepers are fairly friendly creatures. They run up to you and literally BLOW UP in EXCITEMENT to see you! How lovely! They'll take your breath away and take away some of your many hearts. They are quite the romantic type. If your not feeling like your relationship between a creeper and you are not working out, well then these are some ways to avoid them-
*Run, DON'T swim (swimming never gets you anywhere)
*Stop, drop, and JUMP! (WARNING: DO NOT JUMP OFF A HIGH CLIFF UNLESS INTO A POOL OF WATER)
*Fight, run, fight, run (IN THIS ORDER)
A Dungeon
A dungeon has a lovely interior decorating system, with it's gorgeous moss covered stones and even a beautiful chest! Or two. Or even three! Expensive taste! If you for some reason aren't in the mood to pay a zombie or a skeleton, etc. a visit, then obviously just ignore the mossy stone. HOWEVER, if you want what's in the chest but don't have anything to fight with, simply dig around it. Duh.
A Zombie
Ah, a zombie. What nice neighbors they make. Every time you walk out at night, the seem to follow you, only because they simply adore you and your brains! (if you have one :D joking!) But you see, if you get uncomfortable and feel like you have your own personal stalker, simply wait until morning before going outside and you can see your stalker literally burn to death! Mmm, who's cooking hotdogs?
Hope this little comedy helped with your survival skills! :D
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