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(Merry Christmas) Fried Chicken Poem

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avatar Punkamoar
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Level 52 : Grandmaster Gent
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((If this offends you, don't read it.))



The chickens circled, pecking and chuckling
But the man could only imagine feathers plucking
Annoying as it were, those were his only friends
But those friends had long overstayed, only has-beens.




“Fie and death upon you and your kin!”
Finally the man’s temperance had worn thin
He lined each chicken up with a mask
And left to grab his other friend, the axe.


After plucking each feather out of the skin
The man laughed and began to begin
He made up his spices, and heated his oil
He was long ready to drop his chickens into the boil.


The chicken was good, but not good enough
He had cooked the rooster, and the meat was tough
The skin was soggy, and quite nasty to boot
The man began to play his mind like a flute.


He grabbed down flours and spices and flakes
Mixed them all together, and flavors to make
Dropping the chicken into it, then into the fry
Made him feel like a really ingenious guy.


Now you know the story of Fried Chicken
If you’ve tasted it, you’d know it’s flipping
If you haven’t, your life has no meaning
You must have lost all of your feeling.




Anyway, Merry Christmas, and I'll be mostly offline until after the New Year.
Credit500poundsofnothing
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1
07/02/2020 8:22 am
Level 4 : Apprentice Farmer
Broomei
I'm starving for chickens
1
09/25/2016 8:59 am
Level 40 : Master Pixel Painter
JozyP
This is my type of poem.
1
03/20/2016 6:13 pm
Level 42 : Master Theorist
Averli
11/10 would eat again
2
01/22/2016 1:09 pm
Level 21 : Expert Geek
DeadAccoun
Thanks now I'm hungry ;_;
1
01/21/2016 7:40 pm
Level 28 : Expert Musician
Autumn Fyre
can I have some?
1
01/03/2016 2:28 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Goblin
SilasThePyromaniac
Got mozzerlla sticks?
1
01/01/2016 4:24 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Mage
Spectre
Lol, you made me hungry xD
1
12/26/2015 7:27 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Sweetheart
succulents
Nioce.
1
12/24/2015 12:08 pm
Level 20 : Expert Hunter
Monotone
Fried Chicken is good.  Great.  Fantastic.  I pity those who have yet to taste it.
1
12/23/2015 10:26 pm
Level 76 : Legendary Fox
CraftyFoxe
I like how it rhymes
1
12/23/2015 3:43 am
Level 1 : New Miner
KaossTheFox
Congrats, you made me hungry for chicken.
1
12/22/2015 10:23 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Sweetheart
VanillaBukkit
Well, this is . . . lovely?

Great Poem, though! xD
1
12/22/2015 9:37 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster Meme
CroatiaTheMan
Best Poem ever :D
1
12/22/2015 8:29 am
Level 45 : Master Answer
Capitano
yummy....
1
12/22/2015 4:08 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Network
Lithia
>in apartment



>barely making rent



>cant afford much food



>starving



>browsing PMC



>see's this
1
12/22/2015 1:44 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Gent
Punkamoar
;-;
1
12/21/2015 10:10 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Network
UNDERTALE_CREW
...........XD Random but funny.
1
12/22/2015 1:44 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Gent
Punkamoar
I live to be random
1
12/22/2015 1:49 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Network
UNDERTALE_CREW
Nice
1
12/21/2015 8:23 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Explorer
FunkSteam
This is true christmas spirit
1
12/22/2015 1:44 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Gent
Punkamoar
Fried chicken is all the time food
1
12/22/2015 1:50 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Explorer
FunkSteam
mhm. Chicken!
1
12/21/2015 6:51 pm
Level 41 : Master Fox
-Mage-
Lovely.
1
12/22/2015 1:43 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Gent
Punkamoar
Thank.
1
12/21/2015 6:25 pm
Level 48 : Master Ladybug
Rox
Mmm, cooked tortured birds.
My favorite.
1
12/21/2015 8:22 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Gent
Punkamoar
Tortured =/= being killed though.
1
12/21/2015 11:38 pm
Level 48 : Master Ladybug
Rox
1
12/21/2015 7:15 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Botanist
Xixi
^^^
1
12/21/2015 5:02 pm
Level 44 : Master Technomancer
Melancholism
lol i like the tags: beheading, delicious
who knew that those would go together? xD
1
12/21/2015 5:10 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Gent
Punkamoar
Roughly 90% of meat would've been beheaded before being butchered, so they definitely do go together xD
1
12/21/2015 5:18 pm
Level 44 : Master Technomancer
Melancholism
Thats depressing. :3
1
02/02/2016 4:12 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Mage
Spectre
What? Would you rather they being killed by gun-fire? xD
1
03/01/2016 7:13 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Architect
starcatcher77
I'd rather have them killed by lethal injection, but you know that would poison the food.
1
02/05/2016 8:01 am
Level 44 : Master Technomancer
Melancholism
....maybe
1
12/21/2015 4:37 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Pixel Puncher
alan
Great
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