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How I gain money and diamonds

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Level 38 : Artisan Engineer
I'm a minecraft business man
Every day: I wake up, walk outside and trade with the local villagers.

When I'm in single player, I always take all of the village's supplies and trade them back to the villagers. In every world I incarcerate my villagers and force them to breed so I can amass emeralds galore. I worked on one world for a year and eventually made a giant skyscraper where all of my business was conducted. One floor had a wheat farm, one a sheep farm, one a sugar cane farm(and finally), the villager farm where I force them to trade with me; if they refuse to trade, I kill them to teach the rest a lesson. I am a socialist at it's finest. If you don't like it, drop into my fire pit of justice!

Whenever I'm in multiplayer, I take it upon myself to get acquainted with the economy plugin. By now I understand them all. The first thing I do when I spawn is checkout the server shop to view the prices and look for any exploits which I can... exploit. This is usually the best way to make money on medium size servers as most people trade items at rediculous prices. If I see an exploit, I'll go out and collect that particular block/material for a long while. When I'm established on the server and have a decent amount of money to throw around, I converse with the other players to feel out who might have the best prices. This can be determined fairly easily by stating something along the lines of "buying a diamond pick with x enchant on it" the ones who offer the pick for a low price, or say "I would trade if I had one" are the suckers I look for. I then take it upon myself to buy and create a large amount of weapons/armor/tools and stock pile them. I then slowly start to advertise the goods for inflated prices. Most chums don't know the first thing about economics so plenty of people are willing to buy. I offer the items for a reasonable price when a ton of people are on in hopes to start a bid war. Once I get two interested buyers, I calmly state "OMGEEEE BID WAAAARRRR!!!!!" and proceed to talk smack in hopes to raise the competition (and price). This creates rivalry and even if they wouldn't have spent 60 diamonds on a wooden hoe originally, they find themselves shelling out dough. The dough then goes back into the system where I turn it into the analogous 'bread and butter' of the trade--more tools and armor. I then rinse and repeat until I am the richest on the server. After that I usually hire some indentured servants to build something of a spectacular scale, usually a pyramid or a giant statue of myself smiting the server owner... or both. By this time most server owners try to ban me for "hax" because I have too much money. I then find a new server and start the server over, amassing vast riches which even bill gates can't comprehend.

I'm a minecraft business man and this is what I do.

Thanks to: Your Awesome for the Oliver Queen skin

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In Single-Player you are a greedy self loving billionare, and you sound like Handsome Jack from Borderlands especialy with the killing Vilagers because they refuse to trade
I love borderlands! XD
Thats Great
  • Your Awesome
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Narwhal
  • February 16, 2014, 5:31 pm
Thank you for giving me Credit!! :DD Diamond for U!!
  • Jiloacom
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Scribe
  • January 26, 2014, 1:04 pm
thanks. I just wish I could actually change the formatting of this blog, it looks hideous :(
Slave trader wut
I don't trade the slaves... I just kinda kill them
That's A bit worse, Psychopathic tendencies and slaves wow!
meh, they don't seem to mind
Meh ur sick
Sometimes I make them a legitament village. I once made a mountain-top village for all of the villagers and didn't kill them. I'm not as sick as you think
um, that's not capitalism, that's more like socialism or communism...

Capitalism is a social system based on the principle of individual rights. Politically, it is the system of laissez-faire (freedom). Legally it is a system of objective laws (rule of law as opposed to rule of man). Economically, when such freedom is applied to the sphere of production its result is the free-market.

that ^^ does not sound like your evile doings. :P

just saying... :D
Very true, thanks for the correction! I should have payed more attention in History class
lol. no problem!

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