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Minecraft Jokes!

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-JOKES!-
Why did the Creeper cross The Road? To get to the other Sssssssside!
Why could't the Miner get to hid Diamonds?Some Thing was Blocking his way!
What's the most popular Sport in the Minecraft World? B(l)oxing!!!!!!
What's A Creepers Favorite Food? Sssssssalad!
What did the Miner Sleep on when he couldn't make a Bed? Bed-Rock!
What Mob can harm your Computer the most?(R)endermen!
How Good is Minecraft? Top-Notch!
If A Miner Was on Peaceful,How could he die apart from Lava & Big Drops? Die-Monds!
What's A Ghasts' Favorite Country? The Nether-Lands!
How do Miners Pick there Nose? Using a Pick-Axe!

Hope you have all enjoyed These Jokes! Try Them Out on your friends and see what there reaction is!


There Will be more jokes in a spoiler!
More Jokes!!!!
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03/06/2018 6:12 am
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Nevermind3476
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Do you like grassless dirt? Of coarse.
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03/23/2017 10:45 pm
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DIAMONDZ4ever
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l Iike the bedrock and Top Notch ones.
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09/13/2015 12:11 pm
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orange milk
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wtf
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06/21/2014 6:26 pm
Level 47 : Master Archer
mddty01
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I always knew the one about the Nether-lands!
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04/21/2014 5:15 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
Da Pie Guy
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die-monds?
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09/08/2013 7:07 am
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chrismurdoch8
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Why did the Creeper cross The Road? to blow up in your face
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04/29/2013 3:18 am
Level 21 : Expert Architect
DSasaki
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Th-that was not funny at all...
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02/10/2013 9:12 am
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irishdude5
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Those were petty good. My favorite was the first lol
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02/10/2013 1:59 pm
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skywiremodsandskins
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Thanks, I Only posted it this morning
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