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Level 32 : Artisan Crafter
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-JOKES!-
Why did the Creeper cross The Road? To get to the other Sssssssside!
Why could't the Miner get to hid Diamonds?Some Thing was Blocking his way!
What's the most popular Sport in the Minecraft World? B(l)oxing!!!!!!
What's A Creepers Favorite Food? Sssssssalad!
What did the Miner Sleep on when he couldn't make a Bed? Bed-Rock!
What Mob can harm your Computer the most?(R)endermen!
How Good is Minecraft? Top-Notch!
If A Miner Was on Peaceful,How could he die apart from Lava & Big Drops? Die-Monds!
What's A Ghasts' Favorite Country? The Nether-Lands!
How do Miners Pick there Nose? Using a Pick-Axe!

Hope you have all enjoyed These Jokes! Try Them Out on your friends and see what there reaction is!


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Do you like grassless dirt? Of coarse.
l Iike the bedrock and Top Notch ones.
  • orange milk
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • September 13, 2015, 8:11 am
wtf
  • mddty01
  • Level 41
  • Master Archer
  • June 21, 2014, 2:26 pm
I always knew the one about the Nether-lands!
  • Da Pie Guy
  • Level 1
  • New Crafter
  • April 21, 2014, 1:15 pm
die-monds?
Why did the Creeper cross The Road? to blow up in your face
  • DSasaki
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Architect
  • April 28, 2013, 11:18 pm
Th-that was not funny at all...
  • irishdude5
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Warrior
  • February 10, 2013, 4:12 am
Those were petty good. My favorite was the first lol
Thanks, I Only posted it this morning

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