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avatar skywiremodsandskins
Level 33 : Artisan Crafter
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-JOKES!-
Why did the Creeper cross The Road? To get to the other Sssssssside!
Why could't the Miner get to hid Diamonds?Some Thing was Blocking his way!
What's the most popular Sport in the Minecraft World? B(l)oxing!!!!!!
What's A Creepers Favorite Food? Sssssssalad!
What did the Miner Sleep on when he couldn't make a Bed? Bed-Rock!
What Mob can harm your Computer the most?(R)endermen!
How Good is Minecraft? Top-Notch!
If A Miner Was on Peaceful,How could he die apart from Lava & Big Drops? Die-Monds!
What's A Ghasts' Favorite Country? The Nether-Lands!
How do Miners Pick there Nose? Using a Pick-Axe!

Hope you have all enjoyed These Jokes! Try Them Out on your friends and see what there reaction is!


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1
03/06/2018 6:12 am
Level 20 : Expert Modder
Nevermind3476
Do you like grassless dirt? Of coarse.
1
03/23/2017 10:45 pm
Level 20 : Expert Miner
DIAMONDZ4ever
l Iike the bedrock and Top Notch ones.
1
09/13/2015 12:11 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Explorer
orange milk
wtf
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06/21/2014 6:26 pm
Level 45 : Master Archer
mddty01
I always knew the one about the Nether-lands!
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04/21/2014 5:15 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
Da Pie Guy
die-monds?
1
09/08/2013 7:07 am
Level 1 : New Miner
chrismurdoch8
Why did the Creeper cross The Road? to blow up in your face
1
04/29/2013 3:18 am
Level 21 : Expert Architect
DSasaki
Th-that was not funny at all...
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02/10/2013 9:12 am
Level 7 : Apprentice Warrior
irishdude5
Those were petty good. My favorite was the first lol
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02/10/2013 1:59 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Crafter
skywiremodsandskins
Thanks, I Only posted it this morning
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