Published Oct 22nd, 2011, 10/22/11 5:35 pm
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Better bring a diamond pickaxe, cuz Io m as hard as obsidian.
Are you a lever? Because baby you turn me on.
You must be made of bonemeal, coz baby you make me grow 10 feet tall
I always carry a bucket of water when Io m around you because youo re so hot you might catch me on fire
why not some lines for girls ?
Io m a pigo ¦ Youo ve got a saddleo ¦ What are we waiting for?
Woah is that a creeper in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
Io m your TnT, you turn me on.

post the best mc pick up lines you can think of and i might put them on the next blog
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"Why yes, that IS a grenade in my pocket actually."