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Minecraft Theory: It's a Game, and YOU'RE BEING PLAYED! (50 Subs :D)

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avatar Endure_Slayer
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
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Dungeons. For the longest time, these generated structures were just...there. They didn't seem to have any background or reason, just a nice little place to get some loot and to kill a ton of monsters. But what I've uncovered, goes super far back to alpha, and even as deep as the Minecraft trailer itself. So get comfy, grab some friends, and lets dive deep into the depths of the caves!

Before I get into the theory, have you guys checked the subscriber count lately :)

Dats right, 50 subs! Woo hoo! So lets bring our attention away from the theory, and point it to these very kind people (Wow and I thought my 24 subscriber special took a long time to type): Barbarian, OrangePie, Dapperblook, Monii, Vincent_1987, Scott, Maloy, TuxedoCat, madmax3004, CreeperLadMC, ThatGirlSpeaker, Mercer, luongdinhtu, xXLittleMinerGirlXx, Donkishock, HannibalCannibal, The mining pig, Oka, Submarinebuilder, Fireflower500, EliTeenDolphin, iHazelnut, Storyshift Chara, WhaleTuba, Bluecolty, striker107, Kitty__Gamer, moonkey27, Dragonlilly, UmbrellaMonster, SoftSnow, Crystal Clod, Halfmoon_, starcatcher77, dhtdht020, Twinbrand, Brownwarriorcat232, AjChrisNunez (An old PMC friend. If you're reading this Aj, then, um, hi XD), Arcees, Superscorpion, SunnySushi, Vancedfreakshow, bunny+judo, Leo God, Morpheas, DarkVO, Magmuh, orcaboydylan, and cat noir!

Wow, that's seriously long. Thank you everyone, for subscribing, diamonding, favorite-ing, and even viewing my blogs. Because just knowing that someone used their time to click on my stuff really makes me happy. Anyways, onto the theory :D

Dungeons, mob spawners, something that's really to hard to find, whatever you want to call it, is not what it actually seems. And once I'm done with this theory, you'll know that the true villain of Minecraft, is YOU!

But seriously, I feel I haven't said this enough, no one had an explanation for this! Not me, not any of the other Minecraft theorists, not anyone! That is, until now (Have I built up enough suspense yet? I don't feel like I have, so here's another paragraph).

You'll find that mods aren't as scary anymore, and what the Minecraft trailer is REALLY saying.

First things first, lets get into the loot. Believe it or not, but the loot has a big role in this theory. There are food, item drops, treasures, and mob drops. What do these things have in common? Well, lets look at Egyptian culture for a second. The Egyptians believed that there was an afterlife, so in the little box with the mummy, they put food, treasure, and the remains of the dead person's body. Sound familiar? Those two little chests that you just insert your greedy little hands into are actually the chests or the monsters' dead family and friends. Feel guilty yet? Well I'm not done there!

Most people abuse the fact that it spawns infinite mobs, and create mob traps, which just creates mods and sends them to their doom. It makes you wonder, why are these things here? I originally thought it would be to trick miners into thinking they've found their base, and have them die, but that's not really a good assumption. Keep in mind that as more and more weapons and mechanics to kill monsters, the more rare these things are becoming. Literally! I was playing alpha the other day, and found three spawners in my world! No joke!

So where am I going with this? Well, remember that these mods are trying to hide, from you! Think about it. You've come into THEIR world, and build with THEIR blocks, and they try to defend their land, and you just kill them, so they make a machine that would create them, and hid them from you! This explains the saddle and horse armor. They're a last resort. And the golden apple is one too!

But how do we know that we're the villain? Well, lets watch the Minecraft trailer.

It's telling you that you're going to a place, but then informs that it's YOUR world. Seems odd doesn't it? Then it tells you to build, create machines, make roller coasters; anything that YOU want to do! And as it says "There's no one to tell you what you can or cannot do, because this is your world." Then it ends. Notice when it says that, the player looks at a creeper, and the creeper just...stays. Why? Think about it. Some really powerful guy just comes to your place, and rearranges your stuff, and you'd be scared!

So why don't creepers have dungeons? Well keep in mind that they're the only mob that can harm not just the player, but what he's building. They send the creeper out to damage the player's creations, and thank it by making gunpowder and CD's one of the most common things found in the chests.

So I bet you're feeling guilty, right? You may be the villain, but there's someone else making you do their dirty work (Kind of like in Teen Titans when Slade forced Robin to join his team). If we can figure out the person talking, then we can find out who is really the blame.

I know I know, it's a guy named Vareide, but this is the Minecraft world we're talking about here. Believe it or not, it's the ender dragon! Well, not directly. Remember, the dragon cannot talk, but I bet that one of his minions, aka the Endermen (Before the corruption), would be telling you this. For you t just go all willy nilly into shaping the world, and then he'll catch you by having you enter the End, and get turned into a corrupted player.

This would make sense, because the Ender Dragon was hinted in early 2011, and the trailer was make in 2011 as well.

So there you have it! We've uncovered the true meaning of mob dungeons, decoded the trailer, and showed that the Ender Dragon is slightly for evil then you thought! But hey, that's just a theory! A Minecr-NO! We are not doing that joke anymore...geez I thought I got out of the habit of that...
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09/09/2016 5:03 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
...Ehyehneh. I never really think too deep into games such as Minecraft, but didn't MatPat (On Game Theory) do something similar, but with FNAF?

Seriously, they just make the game more suspenseful than what the Actual Game is. "In a World, Much like your Own, you ain't alone..." And when you're hyped up and finally get it... "Wait. This isn't what the Trailer showed me...". Yet again, Trailers do spoil everything, so there's that.

Also I don't think Mobs are Scary. They're just there so you can go into /gmc and wreck their butts. If only Creative Mode was the only gamemode, then 5 year olds would talk about building a bunch of awesome things instead of "Look Out! A Creepeh!". *Groans with Cringy Face* What has our Generation Become...

This Comment is my 100% Personal Opinion on this theory and MC in general. Don't get your rage in a twist! Just here to put my Opinion out there...
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09/23/2016 5:17 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
I don't remember MatPat making anything like this on FNAF...

And when I was new to MC, it really felt like Minecraft was not just fun, but also scary and such. There wasn't any creative mode, just plain old, boring survival...

But yeh, I kinda took a break from PMC for a while I guess...Not really because of school, just because of lack of interest I guess :P
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09/23/2016 11:08 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
I think it was the Video: "Gamers... You're Getting Played!". It's somewhere on his channel. xD

Well for me, the first time I played Minecraft was on Pocket Edition, and to be honest with you, I wasn't creeped out by the Atmosphere or the Mobs, but some people do feel that way, and I understand it. I actually didn't come around when only the Underground Nerds knew about it, and I only came at around 1.6.4 for PC. How I know that Minecraft Started with Creative Mode is because of the Time Machine. Well yeah, Pre-Classic was basically Survival Mode, you're glued to the Ground with a bunch of resources with you, and even though the Mobs (Well, the Human ones) were never programmed to hurt you yet, it basically was still "Survival", so I guess you're correct. xD

Lol yeah, me too. I kinda got bored of it, and since I have my Own Server (Private Message me about it if you want! :3), I actually was quite busy with that and school too.

I'll be awaiting your Response! :D
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09/25/2016 8:18 am
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
I was actually going to name this theory somewhere along the lines of "You're the Villain" or "The True Villain is YOU!" but I thought this name would be very clever :P
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09/25/2016 8:18 am
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
Oh crud I forgot about that....I stopped obsessing over FNAF a while ago :P I'm sure I'll get back into it when FNAF 5 comes out.

First time I played was PC Alpha 1.0.16 Everything was super scary, dark, and it felt like I was being watched. I never was happy playing MC, I just felt that it was a horror game kinda XD

I kinda stopped after that, and eventually I moved to pocket edition 0.6.0 I played the demo first, so there was only like zombies spawning and stuff :P
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10/09/2016 10:28 pm
Level 46 : Master Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
Lol, I think Honest Trailers actually mentioned this in their Trailer for MC: "Wait... Am I... The Bad Guy!?" So I guess that Honest Trailer glossed over it for a second! xD

Oh No... There's going to be a FNAF 5!? Welp, get my Rainbow Laser Gun... We're going to go through some dark times in the gaming industry... *cringes*
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10/14/2016 6:24 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
Holy crap the game was super scary......
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09/08/2016 5:34 pm
Level 48 : Master Fox
Orbiter
Eyyyy congrats, and nice theory c;
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09/08/2016 6:46 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
Thanks :D
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09/08/2016 3:38 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Architect
Bluecolty
Once again a wonderful theory! As my English teacher would say, "a well constructed article with concrete evidence" Ye I'm not that smart but it's so believable
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09/08/2016 6:46 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
And my old English teacher would say, "At a BEAR MINIMUM you must have 24 paragraphs." No joke!
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06/03/2017 8:05 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Architect
Kittnz
awsome
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09/08/2016 5:04 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
Thanks! And you can be expecting more theories in the future :)
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09/08/2016 8:26 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Architect
Bluecolty
Haha yeah, that's classic "oh it's not a lot" WHEN IT'S REALLY A LOT. But I can't wait, I'll stay tuned!
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09/08/2016 10:29 am
Level 41 : Master Wolf
Oka Cola
heh nice theory!
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09/08/2016 3:23 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
Thanks!
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09/08/2016 8:02 am
Level 43 : Master Sailor
Sunshine Cruise Line
my name is Submarinebuilder not SubmarineBuilder :P
but nice theory
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09/08/2016 2:59 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
Endure_Slayer
Omg I'm so sorry! I'll fix that rn!

And thanks!
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09/08/2016 3:20 pm
Level 43 : Master Sailor
Sunshine Cruise Line
its really not a big problem.
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