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Minecraft Theory: Why Are All Pumpkins CARVED?!

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DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A THEORY, NOT AN INFORMATIVE ARTICLE. THE THINGS STATED IN THIS ARTICLE ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED, NOR ARE THEY TO BE HATE BOMBED (unless you're into that kinda stuff, then, go ahead).


Pumpkins. A very interesting block. Rarer than diamond, pumpkins can be used for multiple things, such as bringing life to golems, and stopping endermen from noticing you when you look at them. But there's something strange about them. When you find them naturally, they already have faces carved into them. Why is this? Who carved in those faces? Was it the villagers? No. The answer is actually much different. The pumpkins...are NOT real pumpkins. Let me explain.

My cyber-friend luongdinhtu made a theory about how the endermen summoned the ender dragon, so I'm going to continue onto that theory with this one.

Originally, the endermen all lived in the overworld. But they were constantly being attacked by other mobs. Remember, this was before the player existed, and there were very few villagers around, so mobs just attacked each other. The endermen decided they want to create a safe place. Hence, they went into the end through the portal in the stronghold and summoned the ender dragon to protect them and their secret city. However, some endermen were a bit nervous to go into this new world. But they still needed to protect themselves. So, in a desperate attempt for protection, they created placebo pumpkins and hid inside of them. The pumpkins had many flaws, but there was no time to fix them. This explains why pumpkins have stems on the bottom of them, pumpkins are already carved, and they appear so rarely. The endermen who hid inside these pumpkins never got word back from the other endermen, so the pumpkins exist today, the endermen remaining inside of them, thinking all other endermen are dead. This theory also explains why when wearing a pumpkin, endermen don't recognize you. The endermen see through the pumpkin and see the enderman, so they think you're an enderman, so they don't attack you. It also explains why pumpkins bring life to golems. The endermen are getting reborn in new bodies. In a thanks to you, they attempt to protect you. Iron golems spawn in villages because after the endermen realize the world has become peaceful, they wish to be reborn to live with humans in harmony. So, next time you see an enderman, think twice before hitting it. They have feelings. Thanks for reading.
CreditNotch, for having such a freakishly dark mind. Thanks, bud :)
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09/24/2016 5:28 pm
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THATS NOT TRUE MOJANG NEVER SAID IT WAS THEREFORE IT'S NOT TRUE YOU IDIOT
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09/24/2016 5:30 pm
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WhaleTuba
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Please read the very beginning of the post. Thank you for your contribution to this post through comment, have a great day! :)
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09/24/2016 5:34 pm
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xXItzDiamondXx
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I READ THE BEGINNING YOU IDIOT. YOU SAID IT WAS A THEORY BUT IT REALLY ISN'T YOUR'E LYING YOU DUMBO. SCORE 1-0
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09/24/2016 5:36 pm
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WhaleTuba
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Aw man I got roasted, you're right. You won this time. :(
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07/09/2016 4:12 am
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incubusMindgame
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I didn't realize minecraft theories were actually a thing. But i'm glad to have come across them.

Very interesting post you made, I enjoyed it.
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07/09/2016 9:25 am
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WhaleTuba
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Thx :)
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07/09/2016 2:08 am
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CreeperLadMC
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Well, if it isn't you then who can it be? XD
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07/08/2016 5:22 pm
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Endure_Slayer
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I just realized that if you look at the latest hot article blogs, it's mainly filled with theories XD
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07/08/2016 5:37 pm
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WhaleTuba
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OMG wow that's a lotta theories xD I think they've been growing in popularity ever since the trend was started by who I think was you, but idk. I know I got it from you.
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07/08/2016 5:54 pm
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Endure_Slayer
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I thought I was, then I searched minecraft theories on the search, and boy was I wrong. I'm not even the first to do mainly only theories.
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