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If your frame rate drops from 420000 to 419999, then you'll have to upgrade your computer. I recommended the NVIDIA AMD SUPREME GTXXX 1337 512GB RAM and the ISS 60 Core Processor to achieve maximum frames while playing Minecraft Story Mode. Clearly a GTXXX 1337 is nowhere near the standards of a professional self-proclaimed computer science PHD like myself, but it should be an affordable option for you bottom 75% low-income wretches. I personally use a QUANTUM AMDXNASA ZTX 50X2500T- BLACK-HOLE-GENERATING-9001X 1024TB DDR12 (32768X) HOMUNCULUS GTXTXTXTXTXTXT5100TI and the IBM NUCLEAR-POWERED 500 CORE 120000 HORSEPOWER INTERGALACTICALLY-ACQUIRED PROCESSOR. As well as a 90K 11520x16000 resolution monitor with 8000000000000000hz refresh rate. Not to mention, 950000000000TB of storage, 750 Trillion-Gigawatts of power supply, and a motherboard forged through an ancient Mongolian technique originating from 7th century B.C, passed on to strictly one generation of blacksmith at a time. The process begins by scourging the Eurasian Steppes for a specific type of silicon ore. The name of this material is too complex to be translated to English, and I fear that if I told you the name, it would be lethally ravaging to your feeble virgin mind. But for the sake of reference, we will roughly translate this material to “Khamag Yurmumgei.” Once Yurmumgei is acquired, the material must be transported to the blacksmith and forged within 32 hours, otherwise the material will begin leaking corruption which will ultimately result in the demise of the multiverse. After delivering the Yurmumgei, he who had delivered it must immediately commit suicide. Otherwise the ore will begin to gain malevolent sentience and start attacking everyone in the vicinity. It is said that by commiting suicide, the spirit leaves the corpse and is then consumed by the Yurmumgei ore, leaving it content and willing to be smelted. Once smelted, it can freely be forged as one pleases. For my motherboard, a Chinese sweatshop laborer volunteered to mine Yurmumgei ore for the sweet release of death. That’s right, someone died for my motherboard. He probably had more worth than you. That’s how expensive it is. To add more insult to your injury, I’ve had my motherboard reinforced with black widow spider silk, soaked in 6 billion dollar Silician Malvasia Wine, and coated with Swiss thermal paste consisting of gooseberries and quail saliva. My peripherals include a 48-karat gold DVORAK keyboard and a 99999 carat-diamond mouse. My PC case was hand painted by Leonardo DaVinci himself. I’ve arranged to have an African shaman to cast a necromancy spell on him after hiring some Genovese grave robbers to dig up his corpse. But perhaps the most desirable of them all, a heated silicone 3D wrist-rest Anime Mousepad of Venom Snake in a crouching position, custom made by Hideo Kojima himself.
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