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Mob Interviews | A Cringe-Worthy Subject [Opinion]

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ThatCobblestoneGuy's Avatar ThatCobblestoneGuy
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Hello fellow members of PMC! :)
Todays blog is going to be on mob interviews. This introduction doesn't even need explaining, its pretty darn self-explanitory. Mob interviews are just annoying, lame, and hated. Let me explain my opinion...
(Yes I am aware that this has been done 1 million times, but this is my opinion)

Mob Interviews | A Cringe-Worthy Subject


I come here on PMC multiple times a day. I love reading peoples opinions, and thoughts that they express through blogs. I love reading blogs, and reading what others have to say, but the things that I can't resist but to scroll straight passed them are "Mob Interviews".
What fame are you going to receive for a fake, boring interview? You aren't going to become a famous blogger like Snow, or Whoever with horrible blog post like those.
These interviews mainly consist of 5-10 lines at a maximum, completely go into no depth at all, nor do we learn anything from them. They are just sitting there, taking up and clogging the interview sections.

Another thing I have to ask is; What fun and enjoyment do you get out of making mob interviews?
Your just writing a bunch of crap that no-one wants to read - so why write them? You have seen all the other blogs out there hating on mob interviews, yet you still continue to post these cringe-worthy posts.
Whether it takes a year or 5, just realise that you wont get anywhere with mob interviews. It isn't real information which we can further relate to, it is just random lines that you came up with on the spot.

If you want to become popular, at least post legitimate interviews! Or post proper blogs. Actually go into depth of your subject, because brief, boring, and unwanted interviews with a cow wont get you to 100 subscribers anytime soon, I tell you.

Conclusion


For the last time, quit it with the mob interviews. I have had enough! No-one wants them. They are fake, boring, and somehow yet manage to get 10 diamonds and 100+ views.
-TCG
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12/14/2014 2:46 pm
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JerryMouse4ever
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Wow. I never thought people would stoop THIS LOW just to get XP. 

Their interviews in a nutshell:


[Interviewing Mooshroom]
Interviewer: so mooshroom why do you have all these mushrooms
Mooshroom: moo mo mo mo moo etc.

[Interviewing Villager]
Interviewer: mayor bignose how does your farm feel
Villager: Hurrhhhh....
Fake translator played by the interviewer: he says its awesome just like this interview

[Interviewing Creeper]
Interviewer: why do you explode your sexy body up
Creeper: Sssssssssssssssss............ *explodes*
Interviewer: i just wanted to talk :( :9 :( ;( ;9

[Interviewing Herobrine]
Interviewer: so herobrian why do you-
*Interviewer posts fake GIF of static*

[Interviewing Enderman]
Interviewer: endiemale why you so tall
Enderman: *stares*


Seriously, it's ridiculous!
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12/20/2013 3:25 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Nerd
_AA1_
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People who make mob interviews do it for the same reason you make blogs: XP you make blogs JUST TO GET XP its pointless! what if minecraft had volcanoes? umm is that necessary? You just make blogs to get XP oh, I'm almost level 10 i better make something to get more XP (I don't mean to make enemies but I'm saying this)
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12/20/2013 3:43 am
Level 47 : Master Spleefer
sfdsfsdgbsg
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Nice Blog!
Diamonds for you!
oh yeah ! there's my picture :L
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12/18/2013 9:05 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Taco
Higuy1
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Dude, you changed your account picture twice, and I LOVE mob interviews! Check out Spitzle's series.
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12/18/2013 5:48 am
Level 1 : New Network
PiratePiggy
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crepper: sss im a creppe boom
cow: moo moo im a cow
pig: im a apig oink oink
sliverfish: i cna tern ston into mor sliverfish
zombie: i eat a brainz

I EAT A BRAINZ!
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12/18/2013 7:39 am
Level 59 : Grandmaster Senpai
AnimeFanFTW
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What you wrote is pretty much contained in every mob "interview"
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12/18/2013 7:17 pm
Level 58 : Grandmaster Lad
ThatCobblestoneGuy
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Yep.
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01/13/2015 8:28 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Network
JerryMouse4ever
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I EAT A BRAINZ
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12/17/2013 7:29 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Archer
fillee68
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Yep
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12/17/2013 6:23 pm
Level 48 : Master Dragon
Antirainbow
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Agreed
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