Oh, GAWD guys.

You're never gonna belive it. I was just active for the past...3 hours? I totally lost track of time.

I went hiking. I was being REALLY hardcore parkour.

Here's the story:

So, we live like, near the forest, and there's a lot of trails and stuffz, and there's an old broken down truck, and um, theres a RIVER right underneath it.

Soooo...my cousin, being her hardcore self, crossed the river then my brother did, then i did. i crossed the river fine, then was I was on the last stretch of really easy pond stuff,

I FELL.

Right into the pond. Ohhhhh...It was cold D: anyway, I fell on my knees and my knees and hands and feet were all wet, but I...

#DEALTWITHIT.

I was all muddy anyway, and it couldn't get any worse... so i started testing fate. I turned into cousin jr. Oh, gawsh. Penny will be so mad at me...I was a mini cousin. (P.S. I'm not gonna say my cousins name.)

Anyway, I jumped around, climbed on trees, climbed rocks that my cousin couldn't (MUAHAHAHAA*cough cough*), ran down hills, and broke flimsy trees. The last one was accidental. So, I strayed off the path, and guess what i did?

Parkour :3

Like, a lot of it. I liek srsly. A LOT of parkour. across rocks, on trees, everywhere. So, everyone followed me, but i was all like,

ASSASINS CREED MODE.

I was, like ahead of everyone ;3 I felt super special. Then, we found...

The Waterfall.

It was awesome. there were caves, and chasms, and HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE rocks. Like, Huge. So, I went into this chasm, and it smelled NAS-TAY. Like, REALLY gross. And there was foamy water that looked like poo. But it was REALLY cool. So i got out of there, and climbed up what looked like a natural ladder. It was just a bunch of rocks, but it was REALLY easy to climb. Then I did more parkour until,

"EWW! IT'S A RACOON!"

Oh, god. My cousin doesn't get scared of many things, so i look over and she's staring at something black, and white, and...

Red.

Yeah, she found a dead racoon. It was DEMOLISHED. You could see it's rib cage. My brother went and turned around but my cousin's a trooper so she parkoured across the river anyway. Then we came home.

Well, Story over. fin. But, now imma make some skins and watch Doctor Whom. Cya for Now! Bye bye!