ONE DAY!




There was a Cow running towards the Minecraft Player, Steve!
Steve was so scared, he screamed "Yippidy dippidy dooooo!!!!"
Then ran for Dear Life!!!
eventually, the super fast Cow caught up with him, and Steve was so scared...
He got too scared, he tried to jump as far as he can!
It was a bad idea, cause he jumped all the way to the Moon!
So... He died of no air. RIP Stevy!

Then the Cow found another player!: Alex!
Alex liked the cow, but the Cow hated her!
So the cow dug a 6 foot hole and stomped Alex into it!
But Alex gave the Cow a lesson, punching him in the Nostrils then tossing him in the Hole! :O
The Cow died after getting Buried in Dirty Dirt...

Alex met someone named "Derpicorn"
They got along well, they were friends.
But then one day! Derpicorn lost his Derpy Rainbow Cape, and blamed it on Alex!
So he got his Lucky Spade, and whacked the life out of her!
But then Alex got mad.... So she got her Lucky Spade!
They had a Shovel War!!!
Eventually they both died. Not by eachother, but because they had the Shovel War for 2 Years!
And they never Ate!!
So... No-one is left...

I guess it's....
The End!
Hope you liked my Derpy Story, I made it as weird as possible...
If you leave 1 Diamond I'll be sure to post more!
Thanks so much! Seeya soon!!!