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“no I do not want life insurance “
”you wanted a coffee with no cream, right? Great that’ll be $65 and half your head of hair”
”SIR WHAT IS YOUR MAKE AND MODEL OF YOUR CAR”
”stop hitting me WITH THE FUCKING BABY”
”because I said so and I can, screw you. Wait a min-“
”magic mushroom man ooga booga “
”nOt a FiSh sTiCk-“
”is that a child-?”
“sir, sir-I’m gonna have to ask you to SHUT YO PIE HOLE.”
”what is wrong with you-no. No, turn it back on. Now.”
”AGHHHH yeah see you don’t like being yelled at do you? NONONO ITS OK CALM-CALM CHILD!”
”drugs! :D”
”zombies, man’s best friend”
“no I do not want life insurance “
”you wanted a coffee with no cream, right? Great that’ll be $65 and half your head of hair”
”SIR WHAT IS YOUR MAKE AND MODEL OF YOUR CAR”
”stop hitting me WITH THE FUCKING BABY”
”because I said so and I can, screw you. Wait a min-“
”magic mushroom man ooga booga “
”nOt a FiSh sTiCk-“
”is that a child-?”
“sir, sir-I’m gonna have to ask you to SHUT YO PIE HOLE.”
”what is wrong with you-no. No, turn it back on. Now.”
”AGHHHH yeah see you don’t like being yelled at do you? NONONO ITS OK CALM-CALM CHILD!”
”drugs! :D”
”zombies, man’s best friend”
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My fav is "AGHHH yeah see you don't like being yelled at do you? NONONO ITS OK CALM-CALM CHILD!"
ο»Ώthat is the life of a sassy teenage babysitter lol