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Out-of-context quotes I've said

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Luciien avatar Luciien
Level 47 : Master Wisp
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Yeah I had all of these saved in my notes app from convos Ive had on here and other places... as well as wallposts n stuff-- enjoy this entertainment at my expense :)
also these are in a random order and generally not in order from when I've said them. also sorry if mobile formatting messes any of the text up D: also there is some swearing n stuff so
now onwards with my embarrassing quotes
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"universe hoes give me my boy"
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"crying boyos best boyos"
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"why won't you admit to your door abuse"
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"I have the hardest time keeping skins to myself" <- istg if you didn't know what mc skins were this would be so fuckig creepy
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"smh might go play some fish jenga later"
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"hmm yes I'm alright I just have this small nuisance *points to sword in chest* it's not a big deal whatchu talkin bout'?"
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"it'd be glug glug gone in 5 seconds"
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'smh why can't they share some of that 🅱️eauty"
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"ah yes, post-order regret"
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"I just calmed my crying with pretty anime men-"
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"I always fluctuate from wanting 20 homies to cuddle with at once to wanting to be the sole being on this planet"
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"you ever make a character and hate their guts for no reason"
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"kou's mom could murder me and I'd be happy, she's a goddess ashfiwhdiahodjaindianicejofj"
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"why are all of the characters I make transition goals smh"
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"I remember when I was smaller, if I liked a character I'd steal their personalities lmao"
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"makes me wanna punch him. okay I'd punch him even if he wasn't doing that who am I kidding"
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"why do the best ideas come when you're in the bathroom"
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"me: oh God I can't take this anymore *continues to take it*"
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"me: has not done a single thing today *also me: I'm fine, dandy, and ready to die >:)"
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"accept my compliments you coward"
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"hmm yes, consentual kidnapping"
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"me trying to confess my love to a 2d fictional character knowing they can't hear me: *screaming*"
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"circle pfps are the devil"
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"you wanna go to piracy jail with me?"
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"burglary of one's own house is an odd way to show affection, but okay pop off I guess"
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"it IS facts. I do not preach hypocrisy"
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"idk how professionals do it. either they're huge masochists or just wizards in disguise"
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"oiiiii at least I'm not as dense as shojo protagonists"
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"okay yes. I am stubborn. but no, I am in fact not a motherfucker."
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"I'm not a boomer, man. maybe I'm just a hip old man learning the language all the yOunGEnS uSe nOwAdaYs"
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"as a wise man once said; you can entice a man with a piece of cheese"
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"I could see them being advertised, like: Swimming boots! they'll let you walk on water!! (we are not liable for any death or drowning incidents if they are used in any other way than directed, such as trying to walk on water"
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"nononononono. technically. technically I am underage so me liking underage characters is👏not👏illegal👏"
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"imagine destroying a whole country and being chill about it, like ohhh sorry I didn't mean to literally kill thousands of people, my bad."
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"what do you mean it's June and not October 258th???"
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"let the dumbasseery become public"
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"sure thing, never say the word moist again unless it's for cake purposes"
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"could be worse, you could be a cishet"
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"I thought As the world caves in was a gay song because I always mishear "Oh girl it's you that I lie with" as "oh Kyle it's you that I lie with"
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"s a m n d w i c h"
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"I am factual in saying the statement you have just said is incorrect"
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"I am now known as roogle, the slowest search engine"
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"AHA! I HAVE WON, THE PROPHECY HAS BECOME TRUTH"
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"no how about you face the fact u lost, coward"
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"I'm a coward so I'm not actually going to throw hands but imma throw hands"
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"I just like spicy stuff cause it causes me pain without actually physically hurting me"
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"no <3 I'm a selfish bastard what did you expect~"
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"Logan Paul's last charade featuring The Boys TM"
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"s l e e e e e e e p w o o o w o o o g o t o s l e e p p e a s a n t"
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"I'll drink pasta sauce straight the jar. seriously. i could eat a whole jar. it's delicious."
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"I want to yeet you into a trash can"
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"h elp why arE STEREOTYPICAL DEMON KINGS OR JUST MEN WITH LONG HAIR IN GENERAL SO FREAKING PRETTY I haev a problem put me in a mental hospital <3"
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"Ive re-aquired a fictional husband of mine"
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"you planning on becoming Gordon Ramsay with so much kitchen?"
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"I read a novel the other day called "rather than the son I'll take the father" and I aspire to have that much confidence"
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"maybe ur a vampire but ur only aversion to garlic is bread"
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"I need holy water for the eyes"
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"*yeets into pool of death flags* *finger guns* see y'all in death, suckersss"
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"at first I wanted a femboy bf but now I wanna be the femboy bf"
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"ur block button looking so sexy rn"
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"I'm gonna die today, mentally"
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"help. why am I attracted to the drawings I make- like, I'm making my own harem with the power of a tablet"
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"I'm starting to question of I'm aroace again bevcaus hot anime boy"
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"ur gonna be killing people with all that swag"
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"ah, the dream of having a rich homie u can mooch off of for life"
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"why would I shut my mouth when I can spout bullshit instead~?"
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"wait I actually like papercuts"
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"don't judge me I'm broke as hell"
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"I want technology to advance to the point i can copy and paste the drawing i see in my head onto a canvas when i want to draw. dont even gotta deal with my hand"
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"I took off my nail polish yesterday and now my nails feel naked"
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"that's true but this does not mean you are saved from also being a hoe (affectionate)"
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"now i gotta think of a way to make armour stands sexy hmmmmm"
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"ah yes, i can finally fulfil the fantasy of being locked up by a yandere love interest--"
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"jesus hell, why do i always pick the toxic murder men to simp over eughh.. i hope it doesnt carry over to real life too *shudders*"
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"the perfect family friendly way to just up and leave "sorry y'all this dude is hot so im going to live with him, see you never bitches~"

"ngl if not for moral obligations I would totally punt a 5 year old"
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"WHY HATE CHAOTIC HAPPY CAT CHILD"
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"you will love this chaotic child whether you like it or not - go sit in the traitor corner"
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"protecc👏squad👏is👏a👏squad👏for👏a👏reason👏"
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"I DONT LIKE BULLYING PEOPLE, ALSO IM THE HUMAN SHIELD NOT YOU"
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" "nonono only happy thoughts" *throws around death threats*"
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"damn. wow the us military granted me 2 nukes, hmmmm wonder who I should use them on~?"
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"I've got a loaded weapon ms. I will use it if you keep tryna get me to step down as the manager"
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"haha I want me dead too, bUT ILL NEVER DIE BY THE LIKES OF YOUUUUUUU. TRAITOR, TRAITOR. EXCILE THE TRAITOR"
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"THY WORDS OF WISDOM HAVE PUT YOU IN SUCHETH A TROUBLESOMETH SPOTE"
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"HOW DARE YOU usE MY TOKEN INSULT ON ME PEASANT"
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"as per my last -email- message I am a coward but I disagree with your statement"
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"okay you caught me wow *golf clap*"
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"YES EXILE HER, REMOVE HER FROM THE COUNTRY"
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"*prays harder to assert dominance*"
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"I'd wanna revive from the dead and delete the person who killed me as a welcome home present"
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"you've shown me 'man pants supremacy' and I raise you tsukasa supremacy"
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"aLL tHeSe yOuNgiNs aNd tHeiR pLaStiC bRoOms"
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"body why you gotta uh become a reverse leech and drain yourself of blood for a week"
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"become embarrassed shojo protagonist, I must"
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"bow down to me, you peasants. for I am the sole reason trash like you exists in the first place"
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"its that look you give someone when you've just dropped them off at their house"
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"ditch going to Walmart and come stop at schmart stores today~"
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"I have gained the power of being able to continue and revive conversations when they're dying"
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"my ultimate goal in life is to become an anime ikemen"
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"if villain bad, why hot?"
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"imagine if that after dying, you end up reincarnating into a world with all of the ocs you've made in your lifetime 👀👀"
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"that's it, I'm revoking your kneecap privlages"
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"sir do you want your apple juice with or without pulp"
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"its a bird, its a plane, no you're just hallucinating"
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"I ended up chewing on a papertowel to suppress my hunger cause i didnt wanna get up and make anything.......... I ate the papertowel.."
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"i'm a hoe for matcha icecream"
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"damn we all really said "reject humanity - come back to simping on fictional characters"
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"I just tried to write white as whight"
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"vanilla ice cream is just milk flavoured"
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"ive ascended to supreme lonely. I filled two rubber gloves with lukewarm water to feel like i was holding someones hands"
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"so at like 3am today i had the sudden urge to get up and write down as follows: "soda is temporary parmesan is forever" ??? i'm so confused"
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"shading abs is a whole experience"
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"gender is like a performance. and like most performances mine was cancelled last year due to lockdown"
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"i'm in a "eating shredded cheese outta the bag at 3am" mood"
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"using non-binary as a label to avoid confronting my ongoing gender confusion is a lifestyle"
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"phantoms can go phantafuck themselves, seriously they're so annoying"
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"having hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game"
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"you ever dislike a character/person so much that its like: new person added to: "people i should print their face on a pillow and punch it to death" list"
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"why have many Cheez-Its, when you can have one Cheez-them?"
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"beef jerky is just a cow raisin"
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"Can we delete 2020 and download it again cause this version has a virus"
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"self care is getting into a knife fight with God"
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"My demons are chasing me and they’re doing the naruto run"
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"just trying to do my bestpacito here"
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"t-gel is just boysturizer"
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"I just made out with a fruit cup and now I'm lightheaded help"
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"I am a whole clown" <-- saw app was open that I wasnt using, so I closed it only to open it again immediately
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"hand sanitizer is just spicy holy water"

I'm gonna update this whenever I aquire over 20 more new ones cause why not. don't be rude and steal these or take credit for these, or do; be gay do crime ykyk.
Creditmy brain for making these 👉😎👉
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01/27/2022 5:28 pm
Level 44 : Master Wisp
Lacunia
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its funny that I understand all of them :D
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