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(This is a satirical blog and none of my comments should be taken seriously)


I am sure you are all aware that the blog section is home to many a repetitive blog. Why? For diamonds of course. Posting a blog on a popular subject will get diamonds, even if it has all been said before.

I therefore have below a list of topics you should avoid, along with a few of my thoughts to summarize each topic.



Ageism: Young kids don't get what they want and throw tantrums in the form of blogs.


Sexism: The young ones continue the ongoing battle of "Who is better, boys or girls?" while the older ones overreact and think it's sexism.



Bullying: It's bad stop it. Nuff said.



PMC is in a horrible state: Yes, we know.



I have an idea for PMC's horrible state: Sorry, this won't be resolved with your blog.



Rant about Rants: No, you are not clever; other people have done this before.



Be Yourself: Become a nonconformist, everyone else is doing it.



Overused Blog ideas: This won't make a difference, and I think some kid has done it before.



The PMC times: It's probably copyrighted; I wouldn't write anything with that title if I were you.



Originality: Just look up the definition in the dictionary, no need to write a blog about it.



How to be successful on PMC: So you want to share your success with everyone right? Just write a blog about how conceited you are, it's more to the point.



Budder: Don't feed the flames.



I will add to this list as I think of more. Help me out.



Keep your diamonds, I'm more of an emerald kinda guy. And don't subscribe, I like my privacy.



This is a satirical blog and none of my comments should be taken seriously. (But really, stop posting these.)
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06/20/2013 1:55 am
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cwl blahg dood.. :D:D:DD:DD:D:D
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06/20/2013 10:50 am
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Thank you good sir
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06/20/2013 4:56 pm
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You are most welcome, god of thinking *Trollface*
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06/20/2013 1:54 am
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Emeralded and Unsubscribed ^o^

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06/20/2013 10:49 am
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Dang bloody waterelfs, causing mischief wherever they go.
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06/20/2013 4:53 pm
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I peg your bardon, ma'am. But it is waterELVES. :)
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06/20/2013 6:25 pm
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Told ya they cause mischief! Changing around my spelling without my knowing it
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06/20/2013 10:09 pm
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No, they don't Dow hare you!? I nave hever done that in my life!
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06/19/2013 9:31 pm
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Diamonded and Subscribed... LOL
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06/19/2013 9:57 pm
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How dare you! =P Glad you liked it
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