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(This is a satirical blog and none of my comments should be taken seriously)
I am sure you are all aware that the blog section is home to many a repetitive blog. Why? For diamonds of course. Posting a blog on a popular subject will get diamonds, even if it has all been said before.
I therefore have below a list of topics you should avoid, along with a few of my thoughts to summarize each topic.
Ageism: Young kids don't get what they want and throw tantrums in the form of blogs.
Sexism: The young ones continue the ongoing battle of "Who is better, boys or girls?" while the older ones overreact and think it's sexism.
Bullying: It's bad stop it. Nuff said.
PMC is in a horrible state: Yes, we know.
I have an idea for PMC's horrible state: Sorry, this won't be resolved with your blog.
Rant about Rants: No, you are not clever; other people have done this before.
Be Yourself: Become a nonconformist, everyone else is doing it.
Overused Blog ideas: This won't make a difference, and I think some kid has done it before.
The PMC times: It's probably copyrighted; I wouldn't write anything with that title if I were you.
Originality: Just look up the definition in the dictionary, no need to write a blog about it.
How to be successful on PMC: So you want to share your success with everyone right? Just write a blog about how conceited you are, it's more to the point.
Budder: Don't feed the flames.
I will add to this list as I think of more. Help me out.
Keep your diamonds, I'm more of an emerald kinda guy. And don't subscribe, I like my privacy.
This is a satirical blog and none of my comments should be taken seriously. (But really, stop posting these.)
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