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Hey Guys I'm Back With My Second Movie Review,With The Movie I Just Watched PIXELS.

This Has All Spoilers

It's Based On All The Video Games That Date Back To 1982 Like Centipede,Pac Man And Donkey Kong.

Storyline -Young Kids-
Well It's Starts Of With Two Kids (Kevin James And Adam Sandler Young) In An Arcade And Adam Sandler Is Very Skilled At Those Games.Then He Enters A Competition And At The End NASA Shoots A Probe With The Videos Of The Games.Adam Loses Because He His Opponent,Firestarter Used Cheat Codes At The Event.
Storyline -Older
They Get Older And Kevin James Is Now President And Adam Sandler Is A NE-RD Worker Who Installs Technoligy Into Houses.Then Meanwhile The Aliens See The Video Of The Games And Sends Video Games To Attack Us And Attacks Guam.Afterwards They Attack India Too,Which Means Earth Lost 2 Lives and Have 1 Life Left.
Battle No.1
Now They Have Only One Chance So The Whole U.S Army Goes To London (The Next Attack) And Fail,But Adam And The Wonder Kid Defeat Centipede By Themselves.
So They Defeated One Of Them But That's Not All.
Attack No.2
It's Not Over Till They Defeat All 3 Lives Of The Aliens,Until It's Game Over,Next Up,Pac Man.How To Stop Him?We Don't Have Real Life Ghosts? Well Ghost Mini's.The Mini Cars In The Ghost Colours.So It's Adam (Brennan) And The Firestarter And Wonder Boy And Guess Who? The Man Who Created Pac Man.So They Have To Kill Him Too.Where Is The Attack? New York City.So Now They Went Into The Cars And Tried To Defeat Pac-Man.But The Firestarter Is Unusually Quick Compared To The Others.In The End Adam Defeated Pac-Man Himself.
Pac-Man - Title screen image
The Final Attack
What? It's Still Not Over? No Of Course Not What Game Has Only 2 Lives? Now At A Party The Aliens Call Them And Say That The Humans Used Cheat Codes Which Means They Forfited,So The Planet Will Now Be Destroyed By The Aliens.But Who Used Cheat Codes? Well You Know How I Said The Firestarter Is Unusually Quick Compared To The Others,Of Course He Had Cheat Codes On His Glasses,That's How He Won To Him In 1982 With Donkey Kong,Yes Because He Cheated. So Now The Whole World Is Conquered By The Pixels (Aliens).But The Aliens Have Given Them One More Chance,But They Have To Go In And Beat The Boss In The Mothership.  
The Real Final Attack
So They Went Into The Mothership and Tried To Get To The Boss.What Who Was The Boss And What Game Was It? Donkey Kong Of Course! So As They Went And Tried To Beat Donkey Kong The Wonder Boy And Firestarter Stayed On The Ground To Protect The People.So The Others Dogded And Dogded The Barrels That Donkey Kong Was Throwing.They Had To Get To The Top To Defeat Donkey Kong! And They Did And The Aliens Have Left And Everything Was Back To Normal.undefined

So The "Arcaders" Defeated The Games And Was Honered Majorly Which Means Being A Nerd/Gamer Comes In Handy And Well Everything Is Useful.
As Far As I Think There Might Be A PIXELS 2,But There Also Might Be A Remake In 5-10 Years With All The Current Games.
What The Movie Is Good For
Well All The Old Games Came Back And It Was All About Video Games,Which People Like Me Love XD. And Also The Story Is Really Great Too.

I Give This Movie A 10/10! This Is One Of The Best Movies I've Seen In A Long Time!

I Hope You Enjoyed My Review And I Hope You Didn't Get Spoiled :P.

If Theres Any Spelling Mistakes Please Tell Me ;)

So Make Sure To Leave A Diamond Favourite And Comment

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I think ill like it i love the old Arcade games (I play the new versions on a wii u)
Yeah ;)
  • Spectre
  • Level 49
  • Master Mage
  • August 21, 2015, 5:55 pm
Minecraft will Smite all, i may have to stop making skin's ;-;
Detailed Reveiw, *Cryz alot cuz of bad moovy, bad cuz of commentz*
  • pmcsuckup
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Network
  • August 18, 2015, 9:04 pm
This movie really sucked when I watched it...
  • pmcsuckup
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Network
  • August 19, 2015, 4:07 pm
So cliche and and a stupid storyline...
  • WhoIsThis
  • Level 1
  • New Network
  • August 16, 2015, 2:27 am
There's a lot of spelling mistakes, but hey, good review! I also loved it!
Thanks I Know Theres A Lot Of Spelling Mistakes Because It's So Long I Don't Even Realise Them
  • Spectre
  • Level 49
  • Master Mage
  • August 21, 2015, 5:53 pm
  • RockSkull
  • Level 42
  • Master Unicorn
  • August 15, 2015, 11:58 am
i hated the movie
Aww Why?
  • RockSkull
  • Level 42
  • Master Unicorn
  • August 15, 2015, 12:05 pm
adam sandler and the cgi was epic and the first half was good but the rest ew
Sad You Think That :(
  • Apprentice K
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Skinner
  • August 14, 2015, 2:09 am
WOW great review
  • Shinyn
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Warrior
  • August 12, 2015, 2:35 pm
you know this movie was made in honor to sotaru iwata ?

because he died not long ago, and he was the creator of kirby, pacman, etc..

nice review btw
I Know 

  • pmcsuckup
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Network
  • August 11, 2015, 10:24 am
This movie seems a bit cliche but I'll watch it I guess when it comes out...
Habit, sorry. Thanks for letting me know.
Lol I almost did it again.
Oh XD.I Have A Habit Too :P
Not if I get there frst! :D
right.......... why do you keep making different posts and not replying?
haha yeah I'll Probably Be The Main Actor :D
Aww, it doesn't have any Minecraft charecters in it? Sounds good but.....
No But They'll Probably Make A Remake It 5-10 Years And Then It Will :D
  • micron03
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Pokemon
  • August 9, 2015, 11:16 am
  • micron03
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Pokemon
  • August 11, 2015, 3:46 pm
Its a funny trailer "Donkey Kong! 'The game you suck at' " LOL
You shouldn't capitalize the first letters of all words, it's not quite a spelling mistake but something I just wanted to point out.
It's A Habit I Can Get Rid Of :P
  • Jewelman
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Blockhead
  • August 9, 2015, 7:33 am
I haven't watched the movie, but to be honest IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE.

I mean, how can you take this seriously? And if it's supposed to be a comedy... I don't know, I haven't watched it. Point is... it looks really bad.
Why Do You Think That?
  • Jewelman
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Blockhead
  • August 9, 2015, 7:34 am

5.5/10 -IMDb
18% -Rotten Tomatoes
27%- Metacritic

10/10 Master G Movie Reviews,You Forgot To Put That In ;)
^ This
  • Jewelman
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Blockhead
  • August 10, 2015, 6:53 am
You can't convince me it's good. :P
Pretend Master G's comment is invisible and the "^ This" was directed towards your comment.
All it needed was a complete absence of Adam Sandler.
Can I Ask Why Does Everyone Hate Adam Sandler? I Mean He's Great
I genuinely can't tell if you're being sarcastic there.
No I'm Not Being Sarcastic I Love Adam Sandler Movies
Even Grown ups 2?
Haven't Watched That So.......
My advice is if you love the original, don't.
  • Ducke
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • August 9, 2015, 6:05 am
I saw some trailers of it, and it looked too cliche for me. 

And by the way why do you Type Like This?
Oh :P

It's A Habit
  • Ducke
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • August 9, 2015, 6:16 am
Eh, it doesnt really bother me. 

Nice review, btw.
Oh :P (again)

Thanks ;)
  • cakeface
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Cake
  • August 9, 2015, 1:31 am
I find this as more as a Pixels in less than than X words than a review, but I do want to see it.
Haha Yeah Maybe But Yeah You Should Watch It
  • Minotux_
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • August 8, 2015, 9:00 pm
I havent seen the movie I know it would be terrible. A 10/10? Really?
Yes Really

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